Thought i'd repost this here, as the moderators deleted it before, why i dont know. It amazes me that Crappy's posts remain for fucking ages, and yet if we post something about him, it gets deleted. Well, here they are, on the OFF TOPIC board, for those that missed them
"Boobsandbeers gets killed in a horrible hot dog stand incident, and goes to hell, and is greeted by Satan to recieve his final punishments. Satan says with a smile, "Before i make you fully aware of the horrible eternal fate that awaits you, i thought you might like to see what happened to some of those other sinners you used to hang around with at the BEA, who have also joined the ranks of the damned.....They enter a long corridor with 3 doors.....Satan opens door number one, and there is Mammeister, surrounded by 10 flat chested dog ugly 70 year old women, all carrying SEALED cases of beer...."This is Mammeisters punishment for his sinful life and love of big breasted women, and a good beer drinkin' time....Surrounded by 10 ugly old flat chested skanks, and a life time of unopenable beer...This is his hell, for all eternity"....Satan then opens door number two, and there is Transponder, surrounded by a room full of Sable Holliday clones, having their bras removed by Nadine Jensen clones, behind plexiglass barriers, whilst they beg him to do whatever he pleases. "This is Transponders punishment for a sinful life and love of both fake and natural HUMONGOUS breasts..... The ultimate ladies of both worlds, performing every sinful act he's ever dreamed of, behind an unbreakable plexiglass barrier. This is his hell, for all eternity...Satan opens door number three, and there is CAPPY!!.....surrounded by thirty HUGELY endowned, thin waisted dark haired beauties, performing every deviate act Cappy could think of....."How the fuck could this be, Satan?" Boobsandbeers says, "This little shit Crappy is the scourge of the earth, has never done anyone a good turn, and is possibly the most repulsive creature on the face of the earth!...How did he get to spend the rest of eternity in big boobed paradise, fulfilling his every fantasy?!?!"...."Oh no, you misunderstand!" Says Satan...."Those thirty large breasted hookers died when their whorehouse in Texas burnt down, and this is their hell, for all eternity"... "
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"Crappynuker goes to heaven, and upon arriving at the pearly gates, spies a large wall, filled with clocks, with every living human beings names underneath them, with their hands all moving at different speeds...He says to God, "My lord, what is the purpose of all these clocks?".....God replies, "These are the 'Asshole' clocks, my son....Every time you are an asshole on earth, your clock up here moves forward 5 mins...Crappynuker looks up at Sean_uk1uk's clock, and it's hands are moving pretty slowly, then he looks at yvhydro6668's, and it's moving a bit faster, getting a good head of steam (Hi YV! )...Then Crappynuker notices there is no clock with Crappy's name under it....."How come Crappy doesnt have a clock here, God?,Says Crappynuker....."He must be the biggest ASSHOLE i have ever met, whats going on?"....."Oh Crappy's clock!", says God....."Thats in the office, we use it as a fucking fan when it gets hot!!"
Hopefully the over zealous moderators wont remove this too.