Thom Jhones helps steady a wobbly half naked Angelinah Jholie at the United Nation's celebration of World Wide Labor Day yesterday in New York City. Angelinah was the guest of honor and told Stizzle Magazine that she decided to appear in only a black sarong and pasties to celebrate her temporary condition as the world's most fertile woman. (Angelinah was forced to wear pasties due to a decency act passed in the mid 90's by then Mayor Rudy Ghulliani.) Angelinah's condition of dress, or lack thereof, was also a direct jab at the Namibian government for the trouble she ran into a few months back. (The Namibian representative did not attend yesterday's festivities.)
Said Ghulliani, "I think Ms. Jholie is the embodiment of what Labor Day symbolizes. I commend her for her honor and courage, and I am honored to be in her presence tonight,
the day before her glorious event." This seems to confirm what sources have been telling Stizzle Magazine, that Angelinah is scheduled to give birth today, on Labor Day. It is rumored that she will be flying to some remote part of the world where a team of top surgeons lead by Dr. Fashizzle, himself, is preparing for a very long and intricate delivery...
To be continued...