YOU'RE SO VEIN...
You walked into the lingerie store, like you were gonna fit through the door
Your turned strategically to one side
Your boobs were near to the floor
You had one tit thru the doorway as you watched the other one flop
And all the guys dreamed that they'd hold your tits up
They'd hold your tits up, and....
* You're so vein, you probably think this song is about tits
* You're so vein, I'll bet you think this song is about tits
* Don't you? Don't you?
You had D's several years ago when you were au naturel
Well you said that they made such a pretty pair
But you still could see your navel
So you had them put in 4 bags of saline, but then you heard about string
You had some dreams about basketballs and stretchmarks, barketballs and stretchmarks and...
* You're so vein, you probably think this song is about tits
* You're so vein, I'll bet you think this song is about tits
* Don't you? Don't you?
Well I hear you went down to Houston Texas, let Dr. J have some fun
But he didn't tell tell you that he wasn't done yet and you left with the growth undone.
It's really gotten out of hand
Cause you can't even see your feet
But all the guys seem to love it, and you seem to love it and...
* You're so vein, you probably think this song is about tits
* You're so vein, I'll bet you think this song is about tits
* Don't you? Don't you?