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Update!!!
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2002, 12:21:43 PM »
To start I have a question;  Do you guys like aggressive women?  As long as I've had sexaul(teenage) thoughts, I've had an interest in sexauly aggressive women.  But not an aggressive attitude... that just comes off as a bitch....maybe thats why I don't have girl friend

Anyway getting to the "update".  I was working online about an hour ago, and me being me, I stoped by here to read the forum(this place is like my Playboy, I come here to read the articles.... yeah, right )  Well anyway my caller ID pops up, it said UNKNOWN CALLER, but the phonenumbers area code was the western part of Colorado... so I jump off line and pick up my phone.  Much to my  delight it was Mary.  I was thrillered.  We talked for some ten minutes befor I noticed a  boom   tsh  boom  tsh  boom  tsh in the background, like the radio or a CD was playing.  I asked what was the sound was(I even went boom tsh boom tsh)  She said that it was the "I want to fuck you like an animal"  song from Nine Inch Nails.  I started to say I liked NIN, but Mary interrupted me, and said that she liked me and couldn't wait for me to stop by on the 28th, even though it was Thanksgiving(I had totally spaced it.... I'm not into family stuff.  Last time I had TG dinner with my folks was 2 or 3 years ago)  
"Oh yeah, Thanksgiving ...I ..."    I was about to explain the TG thing to her when she interupted me again.  She said that she  really wanted to see me, and that she had to be a good girl the last time I was there. (?)  Then befor I could say anything, she asked me if I could come up a day or two befor the 28th.  I told her that I had to take a Personal Holiday(a paid day off) but  could  do it, but wasn't sure about staying in Aspen, the hotel was most likely booked for the holiday.  
"I don't think you'll need a hotel."
 ..............."Wha?"  Now I have never come across a girl like this befor, I couldn't think...all the blood rushed to my groin
After that we talked some more(actuly it was her talking, I was still stuck on the last one) And she   told  me to call her later, or I would be in trouble(there gose the blood to the groin again)

After I got off the phone I went to the bathroom..... for five minutes  

I'm sooo happy, it's like I've already gotten laid



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Re: Update!!!
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2002, 12:29:41 PM »
All I can say is good luck man (heck, then again you've already got good luck).  Somehow I think that you're going to really enjoy things.  Oh, and I think I speak for most of us when I say that you better report back with an update for us.
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Re: Update!!!
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2002, 03:26:26 PM »
yes! report! and ask her if she has any friends in other parts of the world... like where some of the rest of us live
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Re: Update!!!
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2002, 04:53:01 PM »
And who are lesbians. *Cough, goes back to hiding*

Aspen ish so cold though! Remember, place your hands somewhere warm when you go back there...like her cleavage or groin.  
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Re: Update!!!
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2002, 05:20:18 PM »
Sounds like things are really working out for you (we should all be that lucky).  Not much else to say but congrats and best of luck!
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Re: Update!!!
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2002, 04:19:51 AM »
<<Do you guys like aggressive women? As long as I've had sexaul(teenage) thoughts, I've had an interest in sexauly aggressive women. But not an aggressive attitude... that just comes off as a bitch...>>

Everything you said goes for me too.  Bitch=no.  Sexually aggressive, something I haven't been lucky to find yet=yes.

Once again, I hate you, carry on, and so forth.
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Re: Update!!!
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2002, 12:58:15 PM »
But Goldy I like you  

Anyway, I don't know whats going on.... I've  tried to get girls like this befor.  And after I posted the update i started to think about it.  What if she's fucking with me?  What if this fucks up my deal with her Dad?  What if I'm over reacting?, maybe I took everything she said wrong.  I have a habit of doing this... something good happens, and I'm a pessimist/realist about it.  To tell the truth I was afraid to check this thread, in fear that someone would be negitive(and cement my thoughts on it)  I don't know maybe I'm just being stupid and should go with the flow of things.... If she's not fucking with me, if this dosen't screw with my deal, and if thats what she ment....   GREAT!  

Anyway, Thanks for the positive posts, it got me thinkin of good things again.



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If you could be either Gods worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
We are Gods middle children, according to Tyler Durden, with no special place in history and no special attention.
Unless we get Gods attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption.
Which is worse, hell or nothing?
Only if we're caught and punished can we be saved.
"Burn the Louvre," the mechanic says, "and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names."

-Fight Club, page 141
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Re: Update!!!
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2002, 05:04:03 AM »
Actually, I had meant last night to mention that you might wanna be careful not to take things too far or "overstep your bounds," as it were, simply out of respect to your dealings with the father.  Not only have you done business with him, but he seemed to like you, and he seemed to think well enough of you to introduce you to his daughter.  Because of all of this, and the fact that you knew him before you knew her, you're not gonna want to give him any reason to worry.  Perhaps it might not be a bad thing to check with the girl about this, make sure everything's okay, or wait until the deal's done, or even go to Pop and say "Would you be okay with it if I saw your daughter?"  Sounds like he might really appreciate that.

But then, I know nothing about these things; I'm just going on the impression I got of him from your post, what I might do if I were in your place, and what I'd want some young man to do if he were in your place and the girl was my daughter.  A second opinion is highly advised, LOL.
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Hmmmm.... I think I'm making the 28th Aspen trip into a weekend!
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2002, 02:58:35 PM »
Wellll, I'm doing it.  I gave Mary a call earlier today, and I'm going up to Aspen for a couple of days... to say the least it will be interesting.  


BTW I am taking my digital camera with me and my iBook so I'll post pics... hehe... I'm sooo evil



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If you could be either Gods worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
We are Gods middle children, according to Tyler Durden, with no special place in history and no special attention.
Unless we get Gods attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption.
Which is worse, hell or nothing?
Only if we're caught and punished can we be saved.
"Burn the Louvre," the mechanic says, "and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names."

-Fight Club, page 141
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Re: Hmmmm.... I think I'm making the 28th Aspen trip into a weekend!
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2002, 03:31:11 PM »
Good luck
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Re: Hmmmm.... I think I'm making the 28th Aspen trip into a weekend!
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2002, 11:49:15 PM »
You rock!  Good luck  
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Re: Hmmmm.... I think I'm making the 28th Aspen trip into a weekend!
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2002, 09:32:53 AM »
No way could this be a Craig Mercer sighting -- after all, it looks like you are gonna get some! And how!!

And speaking of songs, two come to mind:

"And I didn't even have to use my AK/
Today was a good day..." (Ice Cube)

and

"I hate you so much right now/
 I hate you so much right now/
 ARGH!!!!" (Kelis)

Best of luck, dude! (And don't forget the pictures!)  
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a gentleman never tells...
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2002, 04:56:48 PM »
Okay, okay.... I know what the frist thing you want... it some pics right?  Well I don't got any... I mean I would  have, but I have never been busted soooo quickly in my life.  There I was with the digital camera in hand, and befor I could pull it from its case... she busted me... "What are you going to do with that?  Are you going to try to take a picture, so you can put it on the inter-net?"  She said it jokenly but still, what was I going to say... Yeah, babe what else would I do with a digital camera?... nope, I lied through my teeth and said I was hopen to see someone famous(which worked, if you don't remember read my frist posting)

Anyway, all I'm goin to say is that 'things' went very well(three times a day well, phew I need some water) and her Dad thinks the world of me still... I even had TG dinner with them



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If you could be either Gods worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
We are Gods middle children, according to Tyler Durden, with no special place in history and no special attention.
Unless we get Gods attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption.
Which is worse, hell or nothing?
Only if we're caught and punished can we be saved.
"Burn the Louvre," the mechanic says, "and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names."

-Fight Club, page 141
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Re: a gentleman never tells...
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2002, 08:34:33 PM »
<<Anyway, all I'm goin to say is that 'things' went very well(three times a day well)>>

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, huh?

<<and her Dad thinks the world of me still...>>

Commendable.  













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Re: a gentleman never tells...
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2002, 10:49:45 PM »
Heh. You handled that well. But don't worry about the pictures, we'll be over to insert a probe into your brainpan to extract the images we need.
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