Did someone page Dr. Notty?
I would just like to say: the mental well-being of the BEA forumites is my utmost concern. I offer laser beam therapy for a nominal fee. Or, yano, if you just feel like talking, we can do that, too. And if my eyes should happen to close in the middle of your life story, don't worry, that's perfectly normal. Just keep going, I'm listening to every word...