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BigEyes

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #765 on: January 03, 2007, 08:58:32 AM »

I wish I had a new job.  Just for today would be okay.



granted, now go and do the housecleaning.

I wish I could belive in order in chaos.
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AZWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #766 on: January 03, 2007, 11:24:04 AM »
 
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Dawn, n.  The time of day when men of reason go to bed.

Pray, v.  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

          --  Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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BillN

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #767 on: January 03, 2007, 02:23:42 PM »
Granted, but I don't think she'll like a penis THAT small.


I wish everybosy else could have heard AZWolf's wish.  
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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #768 on: January 07, 2007, 01:23:28 PM »
Quote:

I wish everybosy else could have heard AZWolf's wish.  


Granted.  We heard it.  Sounds like it made more sense to you, though.

I wish I commited some heinous capital crime and my execution choices were hanging, lethal injection, or **60** by Maggie's boobs.

herring "abandon all appeals!!!!" bone
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AZWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #769 on: January 09, 2007, 04:34:56 AM »
Granted.  Hanging.  Your death video will be all over YouTube in 12 hours.

I wish modern music would forget hip-hop and rap (after so long) existed.
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Dawn, n.  The time of day when men of reason go to bed.

Pray, v.  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

          --  Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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solvegas

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #770 on: January 09, 2007, 05:04:23 AM »
Granted. They mixed country and rap. It's called crap.
I Wish Keisha Evans gets the money she needs and goes for 20,000 cc's per boob.
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AZWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #771 on: January 09, 2007, 05:25:58 AM »
(That was formed soon as rap took over popular music   )

Granted.  Stand back.  With a long lens.

I wish we'd inherit a nice wave of skillful new users this year.
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Dawn, n.  The time of day when men of reason go to bed.

Pray, v.  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

          --  Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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robclassact

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #772 on: January 09, 2007, 01:22:12 PM »
Granted, these skillful new users are so skillful they hack the BEA into a horse porn site.

(it's nice to be back)

I wish I had a beard.
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PregNut

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #773 on: January 09, 2007, 04:25:56 PM »
Granted. Stay perfectly still or those bees will sting you.

I wish I had some beer to go with this pizza.
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Kowalski

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #774 on: January 10, 2007, 02:29:42 PM »
Granted. But the beer is warm and the pizza is cold.

I wish my wife's boobs were bigger.
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AZWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #775 on: January 13, 2007, 03:20:56 AM »
Granted -- she goes on the 6000 calories a day pizza diet and *wham* there you go.

I wish Beckham breaks a leg before he spends his first 30 minutes on the (usually) scoreless soccer field.
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Dawn, n.  The time of day when men of reason go to bed.

Pray, v.  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #776 on: January 13, 2007, 09:13:35 AM »
Quote:

I wish Beckham breaks a leg before he spends his first 30 minutes on the (usually) scoreless soccer field.


Granted.  You try to cut in front of him in line at the grocery store and he kicks your left leg, breaking it cleanly.

I wish for sex with Donna.
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solvegas

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #777 on: January 13, 2007, 08:43:53 PM »
Granted. Donna gets bored and falls to **82**.
I wish all womens breasts got bigger without getting fatter.
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MunchWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #778 on: January 13, 2007, 09:08:40 PM »
Granted, you shrink

-Munch "I wish I had some shrimp" Wolf
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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #779 on: January 13, 2007, 09:14:58 PM »
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-Munch "I wish I had some shrimp" Wolf


Granted.  You are attacked by some enormous black and white angry mutant 1958 shrimp; the freak reaction to an underwater nuclear test.

(I love that I get the Monster channel)

I wish someone would stop by to shoot some pool with me tonight.  And that she's not wearing a bra.
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