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Shara

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #945 on: November 12, 2008, 06:28:59 AM »
Quote:

AZWolf said:
You're sucked in.

I wish my job interview today turned into an offer.

AZ "Events at it make me very confident."



granted, it turns into an offer. After you sign the contract you'll be able to play the guitar like a virtuose for 12 minutes before dying and being dragged to hell by Satan

(too bad I can't reply to somno)

I wish ZOD returned :P
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AZWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #946 on: November 12, 2008, 06:31:09 AM »
Like he played when Sarah Palin was introduced.
 

Played almost even.
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Q_BE

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #947 on: December 18, 2008, 03:43:49 PM »
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shara1 said:
I wish ZOD returned :P


Granted. You, however, have been banninated!

I wish I could eat everything at an "All-you-can-eat" buffet.

Q-"Hungry"-BE
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Hiram

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #948 on: December 18, 2008, 03:47:55 PM »
I wish I could be 10 years old again.
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #949 on: December 18, 2008, 06:11:24 PM »
Quote:

Q_BE: I wish I could eat everything at an "All-you-can-eat" buffet.

Granted. Unfortunately, you are violently allergic to every dish on the table.
Quote:

Hiram: I wish I could be 10 years old again.

Granted...you are now a bottle of ten-year-old malt whisky, and here comes the town lush!

I wish I could play the saxophone half as well as Kirk Whalum can.
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TheRover

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #950 on: December 18, 2008, 07:50:17 PM »
Granted.  In fact, you become Kirk Whalum.  But everybody confuses you with Kirk Cameron.

I wish it would keep snowing so I don't have to drive in to work tomorrow.
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rtpoe

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #951 on: December 18, 2008, 08:46:38 PM »
Granted. It snows so much that the plows can't see your car, and when it is finally dug out two months from now, it's been totaled.

I wish I had a bigger apartment.
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A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies
And all the leaves on the trees are falling
To the sound of the breezes that blow...
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solvegas

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #952 on: December 18, 2008, 11:35:09 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately you can't pay the rent and you get evicted.

I wish Chelsea Charms fell madly in love with me. ( responses should be interesting  )
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #953 on: December 19, 2008, 10:23:51 PM »
Granted...although she also fell on top of you, and you were smothered to death between her humungous boobs.

I wish blogging software was not so hard to use.
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #954 on: December 19, 2008, 10:26:07 PM »
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TheRover: Granted.  In fact, you become Kirk Whalum.  But everybody confuses you with Kirk Cameron.

Anyone with eyes would be able to tell the difference between Whalum (who is a talented saxophonist, and black) and Cameron (who is a not-so-talented actor, and white)
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Bonecracker

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #955 on: December 19, 2008, 10:33:58 PM »
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TheZookie007 said:I wish blogging software was not so hard to use.



Granted, unfortunatelty the new easy to use software is not compatible with your computer and in a languAGE you do not understand.
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Bonecracker

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #956 on: December 19, 2008, 10:35:02 PM »
I wish I had back the hair I've lost

(OK, I'm asking for it here. . . LOL )
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solvegas

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #957 on: December 19, 2008, 11:17:50 PM »
Granted. But like me,it has migrated from the scalp to the belly ( why is that ? ).

I wish my mortage was paid off.
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #958 on: December 20, 2008, 01:45:38 AM »
Congratulations, your mortgage is completely paid off. Just before the tornado hit and carried it off to outer Mongolia.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.
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robclassact

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #959 on: December 20, 2008, 03:09:28 AM »
Granted. You receive a "cup of coffee" from the President of Burundi.

I wish for new guitar.
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