[solvegas]

Granted. Unfortunately the name of the show has been changed to Doctor Who cares. 

I wish I was 6' 5" tall, not 5' 5" tall. 

[salem]

Granted. However the same wish is granted to everyone else in the world and you are comparatively the same height.

I wish Nadine Jansen lived next door and sunbathed topless every day.

[TheZookie007]

Granted...except that this Nadine isn't the one we all know and lust after but is instead an 82-year-old granny with her tits down around her ankles.

I wish I could get a Nexus 10.

[salem]

Granted... only it is a toy version and only 4 inches long.

I wish my taps kitchen taps (faucets    ) dispensed lemonade and cola, not hot and cold water.

[solvegas]

Granted... only it is a toy version and only 4 inches long.

I wish my taps kitchen taps (faucets    ) dispensed lemonade and cola, not hot and cold water.

Granted. Unfortunately you develop Type 2 diabetes which eventually leads to all sort of nasty stuff and ... you die ! The end. 

I wish I was rich rather than good looking. 

[salem]

You get rich but only after a horrific industrial accident where you get horribly burnt all over your body wins you a multimillion dollar insurance payout...

I wish there would be no more wars...

[CarlTL]

Granted...though it is limited to no more wars between different ant colonies.

I wish a firm pair of DD cup breasts was the minimum size amongst women and K cup was where people started to think that a woman has an above average sized chest.

[rtpoe]

The size calibration scale is rewritten to make that happen.

I wish all the snow and ice on the ground here would be shipped to California to help with their drought.

[solvegas]

Granted. Unfortunately they'll probably ship it to China. ( check the news out )

I wish for whirled peas.