[G_I_John]

Granted, here's a pig on a leash

I wish both games I want will be in the stores today *Pro Evo 6 + Canem Canis Edit*

[Young_Ross_Meyer]

wish granted, they're in stores but wont be available to buy until the release date...which was pushed back until Nov 27th......of 2010

I wish i could meet any big breasted women i wanted too and she would fall head over hills in love with me.

[MunchWolf]

Granted, although now your penis falls off, so you don't want to meet any big breasted women

-Munch "I wish everthing I ordered online would arrive" Wolf

[Theodore]

Granted.  However, it turns on that you didn't have enough money to order it and it was taken back.

I wish that I pass my Organic Chemistry Test.

[G_I_John]

Granted, but wait for that surprise 6 hour exam tomorrow

I wish this desk was less noisy

[robclassact]

Granted, the desk is quiet but engulfed in flames.

I wish my cellphone could take pictures.

[PregNut]

Granted. But it uses 19th century photo technology meaning you have to hold it perfectly still for 30 seconds or the pictures come out blurry. And it weighs 35 pounds.

I wish the Cubs never win the World Series so the world doesn't come to an end.

[MunchWolf]

Granted, all of baseball disbands, so now they can never win

-Munch "I wish I could touch collared_cherri's breasts" Wolf

[Shara]

granted allthough MDfly will beat the crap out of you afterwards.

I wish to hold a teaparty with munchwolf

[MunchWolf]

Granted, we are both transported back to Boston, Dec 1773

-Munch "too bad we get stuck there" Wolf

I wish I had a stuffed flying spaghetti monster so that I can make a pastafarian pirate outfit for halloween

[herringbone]

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I wish I had a stuffed flying spaghetti monster so that I can make a pastafarian pirate outfit for halloween

Granted, but on the same day someone else dressed as a pastafarian pirate knocks over 10 banks and you take the fall.  See you in 20 years.

I wish my face was on a milk carton.

[HamsterGal]

Granted. You're the new face of the Lactaid Generation.

I wish I could shake this obnoxious cold.

[robclassact]

Granted, your body, (and the cold) is violently shaken but the whiplash you suffer does little to cure your ailment.

I wish I had the strength of ten men.

[HamsterGal]

Granted! You now have the power of ten Billy Bartys!

I wish I had a glass of iced tea.

[herringbone]

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I wish I had a glass of iced tea.

Granted.  The glass is from a Barbie set and holds .23 oz.

I wish I got a $.01 commission on every email and instant message sent on the internet... and that it was payable monthly by check and not in dump trucks filled with pennies (yeah, I saw that one coming).