[G_I_John]

Granted, you wake up at 2am, fall asleep in the bath and drown

Almost didn't write that, too darn evil

I REALLY wish I could stop imagining a naked Munchwolf with a hat over his privates O_O;;;;;;

*gorges eyes* IT BURNS!

[HamsterGal]

Granted. You now imagine a naked Munchelsea, clutching twin top hats over the chest, but allowing a full view of the horrors that lay south of the equator. *shudders*

I wish I do well on my final!

[G_I_John]

Granted, you come a valiant and well-deserved 2nd place in the Tiddlywinks final

I wish peeps were more chatty on MSN

[Shara]

granted, I annoyed him to death

I wish for munchwolf to visit me ^_^

[BillN]

Granted, but the Warden won't let him give you the cake with the file in it.


I wish my Christmas shopping was done.

[robclassact]

Granted, your wallet is stolen.

I wish for a glass of orange juice.

[MunchWolf]

Granted, you get a glass of orange juice

-Munch "Hey, they don't always have to be bad" Wolf

I wish Shara would visit me

[HamsterGal]

Granted. However, the visit is cut short due to, um,

I wish work didn't suck.

[G_I_John]

Granted, you are no longer a hoover salesperson

I wish life was like hentai and the geeky guys always get the uber busty gals

[Theodore]

Granted, and I thank you for all the busty girls you have sent my way.  Unfortunately, you are accidentally killed by a Tentecle monster.

I wish I knew the fate of any relationship, mine own and others, instantly.

[Shara]

granted you die alone

I wish I had 3dglasses for GI Johns avatar

[MissChievous]

Granted your vision is now permenantly red and blue. Plus you look stupid.

I wish i was Jack Bauer (Who could kick Chuck norris's arse)

[Shara]

granted, but you forgot to save the world while drowning in ur own coolness. You have 2 seconds to live.

I wish for munchwolf to visit me in my room ^_^

[MunchWolf]

Granted, but neo kills me in a fit of jealous rage

-Munch "I would post a wish, but I'm dead" Wolf

I wish I wasn't dead

[solvegas]

Granted. You are not dead. You are in a **97**.
I wish I was rich, a baziollionare !