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robclassact

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #795 on: January 31, 2007, 09:47:45 PM »
Granted, all women are made aware of your power and you are promptly mobbed by a mixture of desperate flat-chested women each with the strength of two flat-chested women, offended feminists who are masters of capoeira, and nail-gun wielding porn stars.

Jimbo "feeling random today" bob

I wish for a double roll of 2-ply toilet paper.
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jugsnapper

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #796 on: February 01, 2007, 05:55:27 AM »
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Granted, the powers that be have gone back in time and moved your phone from on you to in you. Now every time a friend calls, the vibrate function sends you into cardiac arrest.


Thankfully my phone is never on vibrate
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I wish for a double roll of 2-ply toilet paper.


You get one... A huge one that rolls over you and squashes you flat.

I wish I wasn't quite so stupid. (without dying)
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Mostly ignorant, until I see a pretty woman, and even less so if she has large breasts.

When I was younger. I just wanted to be heard. Now, I'm a bit older, I just want to be left alone (mostly)

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BarnacleBill

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #797 on: February 02, 2007, 03:55:49 PM »
Granted, you get your IQ raised a few points.  But, even so, now you're not really that smart, you're just barely smart enough to be miserable.



I wish the law enforcement officers who investigated the Adam Walsh murder in 1981 weren't so damn incompetent and didn't lose the files and leads so that we'd have a better idea if it really was Jeffrey Dahmer that did it.  
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robclassact

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #798 on: February 15, 2007, 11:18:13 PM »
Granted, it wasn't Jeffrey Dahmer that did it.  The crimes were actually committed by Matthew Broderick.

I wish pigs could fly.
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AZWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #799 on: February 17, 2007, 03:19:06 AM »
Granted.  Your neighbor, completing a slingshot that will launch pigs across his property and onto yours (and usually through your roof), declares pigs can fly.

I wish for more real music in 2007 and less "American Idol" plastic music and less hip-hop/rap crap.
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Dawn, n.  The time of day when men of reason go to bed.

Pray, v.  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

          --  Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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MissChievous

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #800 on: February 17, 2007, 05:59:22 AM »
Granted, the big bopper rises from the grave and eats your brains to get the strength to make music.

I wish i could play Unreal Tournament for real....
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MunchWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #801 on: February 22, 2007, 10:41:33 PM »
Granted, you've been fragged.  Sorry, no respawn

-Munch "damn, I hate being sick" Wolf

I wish I was feeling better
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #802 on: February 22, 2007, 10:55:44 PM »
Hey some UT players here?

I wish the BEA had a UT server; and all girl players must use "binky" model to play UT.
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MunchWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #803 on: February 22, 2007, 10:59:03 PM »
Granted, you've been fragged. Sorry, no respawn

-Munch "I wish people would remember how to play the game" Wolf
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #804 on: February 23, 2007, 02:18:46 PM »
Granted. But then again, someone will just notice the post for the first time, read the last few posts without reading the first one that explains the rules and you'll end up making the same post again about reading the rules.

I wish there were no wishes
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Shara

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #805 on: February 23, 2007, 03:29:17 PM »
granted, for 2 seconds there are no wishes, and then munchwolf frags you again.

I wish to play miss_c in starcraft
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MunchWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #806 on: February 24, 2007, 11:58:46 AM »
Granted ... the next time you play Starcraft your only unit is MissC

-Munch "Zergling rush!" Wolf

I wish it wasn't raining
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robclassact

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #807 on: February 24, 2007, 01:38:58 PM »
Granted, it's killing.

I wish it weren't so cloudy.
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Archangel_Dreadnought

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #808 on: February 24, 2007, 08:00:39 PM »
Granted, welcome to the moon.

I wish I more money and a girlfriend, prefferably one that doesn't drive me crazy.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #809 on: February 24, 2007, 08:00:53 PM »
Granted, the earth becomes a lifeless, uninhabitable wasteland after the atmosphere dissipates.

I wish the Edmonton Oilers would make a trade to acquire a great defenceman. (They won't make the playoffs this year without one).

Ooh, freaky, simultaneous posts!
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