Just had a nice daydream...
Having seen the New Year's Concert by the Wiener Philharmoniker Orchestra on TV yesterday, I imagine waltzing with Joyce in 19th century Vienna on the music of Johan Strauss jr., like his Accelerationen op. 234, conducted by the great maestro himself as we have travelled back in time, and as we turn around and around on this wonderful piece of music her boobs get bigger with each full turn we make on the dancefloor.

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