Dolly is a true American success story. Born in grinding poverty in Appalachian Tennessee in a shack with no running water, she could have just grown up to be a bitter nobody but through hard work, moxie, belief in herself and God given talent and good looks, she was able to escape her original dire circumstances and become a success. Yes, she had the luck to meet Grand Old Opry staple Porter Waggoner who of course noticed her tits and her singing prowess. She is now a multi-millionaire with her own theme park, Dollywood, in the area of her upbringing in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, and of course she has remained very lovely thanks to her love of plastic surgery.

She will be 75 years young this coming January 19.