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Re: Dolly Parton MERGED
« Reply #165 on: June 30, 2005, 08:00:49 AM »
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As of 30th June 2005, evening, 59-year-old Dolly held a strong lead in the "crooners" category with nearly half of all votes. Runner up Tina Turner was second with 15 percent.
 

AARP Poll link
 




Uh, I note that Sting is in third place. Hey, he doesn't have any tits at all!
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Re: Dolly Parton MERGED
« Reply #166 on: July 10, 2005, 01:58:53 PM »
she looks like a "dead heat" in a zepplin race.

love to see her in a swimsuit!
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Re: Dolly Parton MERGED
« Reply #167 on: July 10, 2005, 07:25:51 PM »
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she looks like a "dead heat" in a zepplin race.

love to see her in a swimsuit!




Hmmm I'd love to see her out of a swimsuit
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I've enjoyed it from the time I was very young.
"The older I get, the better it seems to get.
I like to have fun. I'm willing to try new things."

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Re: Dolly Parton MERGED
« Reply #168 on: October 10, 2005, 10:41:05 PM »
Here's a new pic of Dolly.
Unfortunately she hasn't been showing much of the fine boobs in her new tour. Still this is a nice set.

 

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Dolly Parton:
"I've always had a good attitude towards sex.
I've enjoyed it from the time I was very young.
"The older I get, the better it seems to get.
I like to have fun. I'm willing to try new things."

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Re: Dolly Parton MERGED
« Reply #169 on: October 10, 2005, 10:44:53 PM »
Hard to believe she's 60 years old . We should all be so lucky .

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« Reply #170 on: October 10, 2005, 10:54:49 PM »
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Hard to believe she's 60 years old . We should all be so lucky .




Well she's not quite 60 yet; she's 59 actually (born january 1946) and I would love to get lucky with her.

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"I've always had a good attitude towards sex.
I've enjoyed it from the time I was very young.
"The older I get, the better it seems to get.
I like to have fun. I'm willing to try new things."

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Re: Dolly Parton MERGED
« Reply #171 on: October 10, 2005, 10:56:38 PM »
In the words of the lady herself: "It costs a lot to look this cheap." - great line!

I don't begrudge someone plastic surgery when their fame has been built on a *particular* look though. Dolly Parton's look is a C&W take on the busty, southern belle.

Of course, she does have the advantage in her field that part of the traditional (ie: non-'outlaw') C&W aesthetic is that artificial, 'rhinestones-&-dye', quasi-plastic look.
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Re: Dolly Parton MERGED
« Reply #172 on: October 11, 2005, 09:14:15 AM »
For some reason, Dolly Parton is part owner of the Steve Martin "Father of the Bride" movies and the "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," and "Angel" TV shows.

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« Reply #173 on: October 11, 2005, 12:51:02 PM »
Dolly's a shrewd businsess woman.  If she sees a good investment, she's gonna buy it.  She definitely has the money.  Unlike many singers, she's used her money wisely.
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Re: Dolly Parton MERGED
« Reply #174 on: October 11, 2005, 02:47:45 PM »
Anybody see her appearance on Leno talking about her two 'weapons' 'Shock and Awe'. Apparently she flexed them and made them bounce using her muscles. Anybody see this or get a tape of that particular episode? I'd love to see it and would gladly pay for it. She also did a flexing routine on Oprah, but was hampered by her wardrobe that particular day.

I LOVE that!
Has she ever shown that talent anywhere else?

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Re: Dolly Parton MERGED
« Reply #175 on: October 11, 2005, 05:42:01 PM »
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Anybody see her appearance on Leno talking about her two 'weapons' 'Shock and Awe'. Apparently she flexed them and made them bounce using her muscles. Anybody see this or get a tape of that particular episode?



Saw similar on the Letterman Show a few weeks back when it was repeated in the UK. Was too slow with the record button unforch  

I liked the way Letterman actually joked about getting the editing suite to make him a looped tape of her doing that. Moment of guilty recognition  
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 I'd love to see it and would gladly pay for it. She also did a flexing routine on Oprah, but was hampered by her wardrobe that particular day.

I LOVE that!
Has she ever shown that talent anywhere else?

-Remy


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« Reply #176 on: October 11, 2005, 05:45:11 PM »
What was the audience reaction? Under what pretense did she do it? I LOVE that now it seems WHATEVER TALK SHOW she goes on, she's been forwarding this art!!!

-Remy

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« Reply #177 on: October 11, 2005, 06:10:01 PM »
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What was the audience reaction?



Generally nervous "are we allowed to laugh?" laughter, with a few **93** wolf-whistles and whoops from the fratboy contingent.
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Under what pretense did she do it?



Dolly and Letterman were talking about her new album tour and how she has to stay fit to be able to sing for 2 hours at a time. He made some cheap obvious joke about lungpower, she gave a ladylike "Why sir, how shocking!" laugh, said something like "No seriously, you gotta be in shape." and started bouncing the twins, partially to prove her point, partially to get one over on the host.

His eyes bugged!  

Dolly 1, Letterman 0
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I LOVE that now it seems WHATEVER TALK SHOW she goes on, she's been forwarding this art!!!




Agreed. I have no problem with such a thing on TV. It's like the old "Carry On" films; a bit sexy, a bit of a laugh, no harm done to anyone.
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Re: Dolly Parton MERGED
« Reply #178 on: October 11, 2005, 06:29:19 PM »
I'm not familiar with the 'carry on' films. What are those?

-Remy

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« Reply #179 on: October 11, 2005, 06:47:32 PM »
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I'm not familiar with the 'carry on' films. What are those?

-Remy




Old British film series that ran from the late '40s to the '70s (there were something like 28 made). Typified by innocent smuttiness, low puns, slapstick and double entendres. A troupe version of 'Benny Hill' humour in many respects.

A lot of our famous comic actors made their names in the "Carry Ons". People like Tony Hancock, Windsor Davies, Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Kenneth Williams, etc.
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