Sep 4, 2015 at 10:01 AMWith their drubbing of the Jints on a night when most other teams had to good sense to take the evening orf and watch preseason thugball games, the Rocky Mountain Oysters catapulted the inert Feesh back into third place in the first pick potatosack race: Feelies 53-81, – , .396, Schmear L1 Barves 54-80. -1, .403, schmear L9 Feesh 55-79. -2, .410, schmear W3 The long anticipated return of the Iron Giant is not taking place, as his postsurgical hand continues to give him trouble and his adamantine grip of yore eludes him yet. El Keed remains in rehab, much to the consternation of Scott Boras who, as long as his young ward can’t prove his health, won’t get to turn down yet another long term contract extension this orfseason. Tonight, the Feesh are preparing to sacrifice Tom Koehler to Jake DeGrom and the Mutts – I saw them draping him with flower leis and anointing his chest with lipstick veves – and resume their quest for the first pick after a three-game distraction in Atlanta. Unfortunately, the Feelies cling to the terrazzo with tentacles of liebenslust and the Barves seem to have crossed the event horizon of last place, and are hurtling towards it at 32 feet per sec/per sec. And of course, there’s alway the Rocky Mountain Oysters, who have demonstrated they can reverse momentum on a dime. It’s sure going to be an exciting weekend.
In addition to the usual pennant races, there's also the "Race For the First Draft Pick" - the worst record in baseball.
That after losing a lot of players during the off season, the KC Royals STILL managed to win the AL Central?
And when everyone predicted that the Nats would run away with the NL East, it turned out the Mets were the ones that grabbed that flag?
Some numbers to help you decide which team to root for in the playoffs:YEARS SINCE LAST WORLD SERIES WIN:Astros - never won in 53 yearsBlue Jays – 22Cardinals – 4Cubs – 107Dodgers – 27Mets - 29Rangers - never won in 43 yearsRoyals – 30One of these things is not like the other.....
Would be nice if the Cubs won since there is hardly any living American that witnessed them win the World Series ( Not even Pedonbio ) but I'm sure they will not disappoint their fans and figure some way to fuck it up. I didn't realize how long it's been since the Dodgers, Royals, Mets and Blue Jays have won it all. How time flies. I'm sure the Astros and Rangers will keep their streak alive. Interesting Baseball playoffs, that's for sure.