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MrHHH

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IBM hates us?
« on: October 03, 2001, 12:13:00 PM »
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Pacman

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Re: IBM hates us?
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2001, 02:57:00 AM »
Best thread in an age....

Thank you for making me laugh.

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Kanodin

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Re: IBM hates us?
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2001, 03:41:00 PM »
Had me for a moment there.  Pretty good.  
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Re: IBM hates us?
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2001, 03:56:00 PM »
The question here is:

What measuring system includes a size J2EE?

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MrHHH

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Re: IBM hates us?
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2001, 06:54:00 AM »
J2EE? Obviously it's a new secret bra sizing system.  

Anyway, the title just killed me. "BEA under attack by IBM"

I was like, "Woah, I don't think member fees are going to cover that."

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The Warlock

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Re: IBM hates us?
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2001, 11:21:00 AM »
Deploy the Lawers!  

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ThisIsNotMyName

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Re: IBM hates us?
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2001, 02:01:00 AM »
So, you guys have finally noticed the software firm named BEA. Good, good... 'bout time. Better years late than never... Now...

How many of you were aware of the Federal BEA? No BS! Fer Reel!! It gets little press, but does sometimes release figures and studies. But not figure studies, alas...

Imma see if someone can name the beast; if not, I'll spill the beans later. Waddaya mean, how much later?

Maybe. Promise.

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ltfields

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Re: IBM hates us?
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2001, 02:27:00 AM »
Ironically enough, I work for BEA the company, so I always have to be careful what URL I'm typing in (they used to filter web sites, but with the economy that system has been taken down... heh heh).  I always wondered when someone would notice...
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Dr. Bust

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Re: IBM hates us?
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2001, 07:41:00 PM »
The J2EE application server is used as a control element for a material cutting machine for plussize bras, bigger than cup size I2.

J2 is a Level 2 bra. Normal measurement goes from A to Z. Since you only have 26 letters you switch to Level 2. After Z comes A2, B2, C2, ..., J2.

EE stands for Extra Emphasis. Just a kind of push up bra to emphasize the cleavage.

A J2M application server (M=Minimizer) is more common in that business. You can imagine that a J2 endowed woman rather wants to hide her assets.

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Re: IBM hates us?
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2001, 02:41:00 AM »
hey, type in bearchive in a yahoo search ... you get the BEOS archive site whose addy is www.bearchives.com

-Munch "I wonder if this server is run on BEOS?" Wolf

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