[toomuch]

Nobody has mentioned anything about sightings while Christmas shopping, which I always found a pretty fertile area, so I thought I'd share an old one:

Years ago I was Christmas shopping at an outdoor mall in Southern California, and saw a couple walking around and window shopping. The woman had a spectacularly exaggerated version of the figure guys love -- tall, huge jutting tits, narrow waist, big round ass, solid thighs. She was wearing a tight T-shirt and skin-tight jeans. Long blond hair in the kind of shag cut that was popular in the '70s, like Farrah Fawcett.

Her partner was shorter than she was and scrawny, but they both had a really tough "don't fuck with me" look about them. I sorta stalked them for a little while to savor the vision as long as possible, but eventually decided it was pointless and went on.

This woman was so voluptuous and so much larger-than-life that has she remained in my memory for decades, and shopping in malls sometimes evokes this recollection.

Anybody else experience this kind of holiday treat?  

[Craig_Mercer]

This shopping season, in spite of it's worst in 30 years status, hit me harder than usual this year, to the point of exhaustion. Of course, its when things are at their harshest when the more absurdly built customers come in I actually have to crane my neck on top of everything else to get a proper look. A welcome distration, but a distraction nontheless. Worse yet, the true heavyweights this year are all too young to post about, I mean puberty is truly kicking their ass hard! To the point where I'm genuinely concerned about what they're purchasing and not just being a jerk. Case In Point:

Shes a 32 DDD not even of driving age as she didnt have a license to verify her credit card.She brings a size M t-shirt for purchase.
-This a gift for someone else?
-No, I'm shopping at Christmas for myself. Sorry.
-You have a chance to try it on?
-No. Thats alright?
-You sure now, it's non returnable.
-Hmmm, no It'll fit.
It's happened before, it'll happen again. Angry mom shows up
witha t-shirt burst open at the side seams. Shody merchandise?
No. hyper hormonal daughter with no respect for store policy? You're getting warm, ma'am.  

[sheber]

I feel your pain....

[pogo]

no only do i feel your pain , i wish that i could SEE it =).  

[brstfetish]

Come on guys post your sightings! Don't be selfish, we all enjoy these stories so don't just read, POST!

Here's goes mine.

Before I went Christmas shopping, I decided to try to make my Christmas wish come true and if I saw a buxom lady that I like I would go for it. I went shopping to the Sawgrass Mills Mall which is one of the biggest in the world and it gets pretty crowded. Well went shopping, got into this store and when I was coming out, now this is chance, I could walk half the mall and not see a very buxom lady, but as I come out a VERY buxom lady is walking by, she's about 5'2, 150-160lbs with what I would guess to be around H cups, very light complexion and pretty, she was wearing sweat pants and a white sweater that was being pushed to it's limits . After re-starting my heart, I turn toward her and tell her that I know her from somewhere lol, I know, I know, lame, 99.9 of the time I'm just honest and don't say any lines, but this time I don't know why I did it, maybe b/c I was nervous. Well, she bit lol, we stopped and started talking and after a minute I tell her if I could give her my business card and she says yes, at the moment that I'm giving her the card this 6'5 220lbs guy shows up lol and he's kind of serious, I tell the girl that it was nice meeting her and leave, she hasn't called so I guess that was the boyfriend or husband.

I went to buy some perfume and I spot this girl nearby also looking at perfumes, probably the best that I saw the 2 days that I went Christmas shopping, amazing. I went around to be near her and started talking to her, she's from Jamaica but looked hispanic, I actually spoke to her in spanish thinking she was hispanic, light skin, about 5'4, very pretty, 115lbs max with breasts that must have been F-G cup, firm and very round and wide, just amazing for a girl to be so slim and have those big beautiful breasts, she had jeans and a white turtle neck and a black blazer (I think that's what's it's called lol) which was doing a bad job of hiding those beautiful breasts. After we chatted a bit I told her that she was quite an attractive lady and gave her my card and that was it.

These were the 2 that I had a chance to talk to.

Then saw a lady with a tight red top and jeans, about F cup, 5'5, around 140lbs, about 35, blonde. Saw a younger girl must have been around 20, about 115lbs, 5'0 with DDDs that were very high and firm on her chest but jiggled while she walked.. lucky boyfriend that was walking with her lol.

Saw a bbw with very low hanging breasts which I also love, in the H cup range I would guess.

Was disappointed that I wasn't able to make my Christmas wish come true but I think I'm going to include this one under my new year's resolutions LOL.

Guys share your stories! Gals you can jump in too!