Today we were at a motorcycle accessories shop, checking out lighter, summer (breathable) jackets, the sort you'd get with proper body armour.
cherri saw one on special which was perhaps a bit too small.
She put it on, started zipping up the zipper, struggling to get it past her boobage, when POP! the zipper opened right up from the
slider to the bottom stop.
Oops.
We spent the next 10-15 mins trying to fight with it to get it back down to the bottom again. During that struggle, one of the salespeople came over to see if he could help. Once apprised of the situation, he delicately tried to help, even suggesting that the zipper was a "self-healing zipper", then let me resume without his assistance. Gee, I wonder if he felt a bit uncomfy there.
She decided it was too small, once free of the synthetic snare, cherri decided that, bargain sale price or not, it wasn't worth it. Clearly the zip was a bit too sensitive.
Still, after that boobs-causes-zipper-to-go-POP moment, I thought I'd share.
