Jessica Simpson MERGED

GALVATRON · « **Reply #30 on:** September 16, 2003, 12:46:36 AM »

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yeah, she's always had a pretty nice overall package

haven't seen her show, but i hear she's pretty clumsy...

She's as clumsy as she is stupid. (Bwahhh! It's not often that i get to quote Darth Vader in some manner of relevance.)
But she really is dumb, and whiny, and very much spoiled, or perhaps they just edit the show in that way, in which case she should sue for slander.

JizzTits · « **Reply #31 on:** September 16, 2003, 01:14:48 AM »

so... she kinda sounds like an Anna Nicole Smith in the making...

remember ANS used to be super hot...

GALVATRON · « **Reply #32 on:** September 16, 2003, 01:19:26 AM »

Exactly! Jizz, she has a very Anna Nicholish quality about her. (Sexy as hell though)

Freddy · « **Reply #33 on:** September 16, 2003, 01:25:04 AM »

I second that notion, fellow fiend of evil! Another pic to drive home that notion.

Sadistyk · « **Reply #34 on:** September 16, 2003, 01:44:45 AM »

She's a 36 C!

MrHHH · « **Reply #36 on:** September 16, 2003, 09:49:41 AM »

For some reason, and English D cup looks/is smaller than an American D cup.

Also, don't forget airbrushing. If the editor thinks her breasts are too big for mainstream, they will reduce them in post production.

McKormick · « **Reply #37 on:** September 16, 2003, 10:55:51 AM »

Okay, so whered you get the info that shes a 36c?

McKormick · « **Reply #38 on:** September 16, 2003, 10:56:50 AM »

And for a more recent pic, does she even look it? Maybe its the lack of a bra...

DrHyde · « **Reply #39 on:** September 16, 2003, 11:10:12 AM »

She's a 34D if I'm not mistaken.....I read it in some random magazine...I think it was seventeen. Interesting enough, it was her mom that told.

Resultsmayvery · « **Reply #41 on:** September 16, 2003, 04:19:35 PM »

I don't know how someone so HOT can be suck a whinney Ditzz?

Still wouldn't kick her out off bed though..

dkoster · « **Reply #42 on:** September 16, 2003, 07:44:48 PM »

I have to agree. She's nice to look at, but judging from the show, she's vapid, and devoid of any intelligence, or personality in her day-to-day life. It makes it seem as though success was basically handed to her, and she's stumbled through life relying on her looks. She certainly couldn't make it relying on anything else.

Of course, that having been said, Hollywood has lied before. Lightsabers, indeed. Hmmph.

-Koz

PregNut · « **Reply #43 on:** September 16, 2003, 09:31:03 PM »

Well, she IS a blonde.

Nice tits though.

JizzTits · « **Reply #44 on:** September 16, 2003, 11:41:42 PM »

well, i remember seeing her on one of the late night shows (probably Carson Dailey's) and they showed a clip when she said something stupid... i forgot, something about chicken... and her husband, Nick right? looked at her like how anyone would look at someone for saying something really stupid... and he really looked piss off and was about to say something but didn't because the cameras were there!

poor guy... got suckered in by her body, but now he's stuck with her...

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