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McKormick

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #75 on: September 18, 2003, 11:41:29 PM »
Dang. Your good. But Freddy, I cant let it die like this. I gotta give these guys a parting gift. Its been fun all, until next time.  

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McKormick

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #76 on: September 18, 2003, 11:42:32 PM »
#2, again!  

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McKormick

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #77 on: September 18, 2003, 11:44:05 PM »
#3, once more!  

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McKormick

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #78 on: September 18, 2003, 11:44:33 PM »
#4, with feeling!  

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McKormick

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #79 on: September 18, 2003, 11:45:49 PM »
The fifth and final, see ya later folks!  

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Freddy

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #80 on: September 18, 2003, 11:48:21 PM »
I don't know the meaning of the word "die"!  "I just keep on ticking!"  HA, HA, HA, HA!  
"I...am...eternal!"

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Freddy

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #81 on: September 19, 2003, 12:11:47 AM »
Second one!  
"I...am...eternal!"

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Freddy

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #82 on: September 19, 2003, 12:12:57 AM »
Third one, here!  Sweet dreams!  
"I...am...eternal!"

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Freddy

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #83 on: September 19, 2003, 12:22:23 AM »
Fourth one, coming up!  
"I...am...eternal!"

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Freddy

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #84 on: September 19, 2003, 12:24:09 AM »
And five! (Although that was a weak one in my series of films.  Liked doing the comic book scene, though.)  
"I...am...eternal!"

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Sadistyk

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #85 on: September 19, 2003, 02:24:14 AM »
Quote:

When you're a good looking woman, it seems that there are a lot of guys willing to think for you. And they won't tell you that you're stupid when you say something stupid.

When you're a **29**, that goes double.
   




It's a good thing she's loaded and married.  When my fiance` asks something stupid(which she rarely does, she's very intelligent) I look right in her eyes and say "MORON!"  Not that I am rude towards her, just one of those WTF situations.  

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McKormick

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #86 on: September 19, 2003, 02:27:33 AM »
Guess that policy is right. No one dares tell Ana Nicole it seems like shes never in her right mind. Wait, didnt they address that once? My bad.

But to be honest, the more you guys talk of how stupid she is, the more I want to see the show. Maybe its a ploy by her and MTV and shes really a genius. But the idea is to act stupid so people will tune in to see her zany antics. The examples sound funny, but Im sure its fifty times more annoying seeing it over and over again. Wonder if itll come out on DVD...

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Sadistyk

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« Reply #87 on: September 19, 2003, 03:03:31 AM »
Let me help you out.  Watch the show with the 'Mute' on.  It's 50% more enjoyable that way.

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D_U_S_K

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« Reply #88 on: September 19, 2003, 08:40:28 PM »
Let me help you out some more.

Dont watch it at all.

100% better.

Cant stand the brat, cant stand how they got a reality show. I just hope when the meteor falls on either one of them through my praying, the camera will catch it.
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The End. No More. Goodbye.

-Jessica

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #89 on: September 19, 2003, 09:02:59 PM »
Actually, the only episode I would watch is to see her breasts grow out of a button shirt, engulfing her and her hubby until they grow so big, they both suffocate under her gigantic orbs in that house of theirs.  Talk about clearing the room!  HA, HA, HA, HA!  
"I...am...eternal!"