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24giovanni

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #180 on: April 29, 2004, 10:13:55 PM »
Jessica Simpson, C cup or D cup?  
« Last Edit: October 07, 2014, 10:02:57 PM by gonZo »

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DrHyde

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #181 on: April 29, 2004, 10:17:02 PM »
D-cup. It was in some magazine. I believe it was her mom that said she was a 34D.

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Creep

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #182 on: April 29, 2004, 10:43:22 PM »
I think her IQ is also around 34. But she's hot.

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Archangel_Dreadnought

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #183 on: April 29, 2004, 11:37:32 PM »
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I think her IQ is also around 34.


Hehehe.

Whats that, Your bra size or your IQ?
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Freddy

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #184 on: April 30, 2004, 01:35:34 AM »
She mentioned in Rolling Stone late last year that she went on the Atkins diet, shrunk to a B cup, wasn't used to it, then regained the weight to resume being a D cup.  The magazine also states that she was a double D by seventh grade.  
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Goldeneye

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #185 on: April 30, 2004, 01:42:29 AM »
Wow.  And I thought she made me hot BEFORE I knew that stuff.

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Catch

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #186 on: April 30, 2004, 01:59:15 AM »
Don't you wish gaining weight worked that well for every woman?
 
If only...

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MaxBigfoot

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #187 on: April 30, 2004, 03:06:29 AM »
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Don't you wish gaining weight worked that well for every woman?
 




/me Thinks about it for about 1 second...
YES!!!    

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ThinWhiteDuke

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #188 on: April 30, 2004, 12:42:50 PM »
I can't decide if Nick is in heaven or hell with that girl.  She's got to be a real dirty whore because there can't be anything else keeping him sane.  It's not like he has a career or anything.  
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DrHyde

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #189 on: April 30, 2004, 12:53:47 PM »
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I can't decide if Nick is in heaven or hell with that girl.  She's got to be a real dirty whore because there can't be anything else keeping him sane.  It's not like he has a career or anything.  




Probably both. I know personally that even great sex can't make up for total stupidity. At least so far. It has to be some mighty fine poontang for Nick to be so damn happy all the time.

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Bostonian

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #190 on: April 30, 2004, 03:22:53 PM »
Yeah, It's funny when you can see how clearly frustrated Nick is most of the time. My friend was telling me that Nick made Jessica promise him sex three times a week or something like that.. from one of their TV appearances.  I think it's sad that Jessica is such a walking cliche though. You know its bad when she tries to make fun of herself, and instead of it being funny, its actually very sad and awkward.  
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Maski

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #191 on: April 30, 2004, 06:14:32 PM »
Jessica Simpson has flat pancake boobs and shouldn't even be mentioned here in the BE.  Her early photos with big boobs were always sweater shots and stuffed bras.  Just like Britney.  

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Chronicler

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #192 on: May 01, 2004, 01:50:35 AM »
Jessica Simpson... sad to say does absolutely nothing for me. Yes, if i were a spy, and she were sent to seduce me, it would be a disaster I say.

Now the girl in Maski's avatar on the other hand...

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McAngus

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #193 on: May 01, 2004, 11:14:56 AM »
We know avatars are like a running stream, but currently Maski's avatar is Ashley Juggs.  There was a recent discussion of her  here.  

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Freddy

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Re: Jessica Simpson MERGED
« Reply #194 on: May 02, 2004, 12:50:34 AM »
Hey, piggies!  I found a vidcap montage of Miss Simpson that truly must have given some people nightmares!  Yet even I know not everyone watched for the so called "talent" being put on display, but Miss Simpson's "talents" being put on display in various outfits.  Have fun, piggies, and now I must resume making Paris Hilton dream about actually looking like a human being--without being famous for doing absolutely nothing!  Welcome to primetime, Miss Hilton!  HA, HA, HA, HA!  
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