[TheZookie007]

I wish I'd seen this earlier, It'd make the perfect riposte to all those who accuse President-Elect Obama of having a thin résumé:

The Onion News Network: "Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship"

[TheZookie007]

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"Obamas Expected To Have Sex in the White House, Insiders Say"

...The Secret Service has already begun preparing for the possibility that the President's tight schedule might be interrupted on occasion by a brief sexual interlude. The code phrase to indicate that the President (code name "Renegade") and First Lady (code name "Renaissance") are having sex will be "discussing the Bosnian problem" as in "Renegade can't be disturbed right now. He and Renaissance are discussing the Bosnian problem." In the event that President and Mrs. Obama are, in fact, discussing the Bosnian problem and not having sex, Secret Service agents have been instructed to say that they are "reviewing the Bosnian situation." A spokesman for the Bosnian government could not be reached for comment.

[DruulEmpire]

"Michelle.  Bosnia.  NOW."

[PregNut]

TMI

[Bonecracker]

T. M. Effing I.

[gOOber]

The past is prologue.

 

[AZWolf]

He's already talking about stalling tax increases on your buddies.  So how can you keep talking trash?  

[TheZookie007]

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SwitcherX said:
For now, we have a new president-elect. In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.

-- Ann Coulter

Well, bitch, now you have no choice but to SHUT THE FUCK UP...at least, for a short while:

Quote:
Huffington Post: "Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut: Report"

[Bonecracker]

Weith all this talk of foiled attempts on President-elect Obama's life, why hasn't Anne Coulter silenced herself by now in fears that someone might do the honorable thing and do 25 to life in actual service to the citizens of America and put her out of her misery?

I'm only pondering!!

[TheZookie007]

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gOOber said:
The past is prologue.

And sometimes it's very accurate:

 

[Bonecracker]

So true, Zook.  When I saw Obmama's speech at the 2004 Dem Convention, I said to myself "that's the next president right there."

Anyhow, this is not jUST ANOTHER SUPERFLUOUS POST even though I imagine you, AZWofl and I could be accused of this today, nope, I have news from David Plouffe, Obama's campaign manager...

"Friend --

Today and yesterday, President-elect Barack Obama announced key members of an economic team tasked with creating jobs, stabilizing the economy, and getting our country back on track.

Barack is bringing together some of the best minds in the country to make swift progress on the economic challenges we face.

Timothy F. Geithner, president and CEO of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, will serve as Secretary of the Treasury. Lawrence H. Summers, former Secretary of the Treasury under President Clinton, will serve as Director of the National Economic Council.

Christina D. Romer will serve as Director of the Council of Economic Advisers, Melody C. Barnes will serve as Director of the Domestic Policy Council, and Heather A. Higginbottom will serve as Deputy Director of the Domestic Policy Council.

Peter Orszag, currently Director of the Congressional Budget Office, will serve as Office of Management and Budget Director, and Rob Nabors will serve as Deputy Director.

Barack's economic team has already begun work on a recovery plan, and he'll provide progress updates in the coming weeks. He'll also provide their initial recommendations to the incoming Congress.

You'll be instrumental in generating support to pass legislation that puts America on the road to recovery.

While we can't underestimate the challenge we face, we also can't underestimate the opportunity we have to bring the change our country needs.

Thanks,

David

David Plouffe
Campaign Manager
Obama for America

[TheZookie007]

Barack Obama was accused during the campaign of needing on-the-job training, of not being ready at 3 am to receive phone calls, of not being tested. This man has so far not placed a foot wrong, in his policies, in his cabinet choices (even the iffy Hillary-as-SecState choice), in almost everything he's done. It's rather remarkable. He hasn't wasted time talking to his detractors, instead, he's letting his actions speak for him.

I also find it interesting that he seems to have had more press conferences in the past month than Dubya has had in the past eight years

[SwitcherX]

Quote:
TheZookie007 said:

Quote:
SwitcherX said:
For now, we have a new president-elect. In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.

-- Ann Coulter

Well, bitch, now you have no choice but to SHUT THE FUCK UP...at least, for a short while:

Quote:
Huffington Post: "Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut: Report"

I read on a gossip site that it wasn't true.  Who knows though.

[pedonbio]

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DruulEmpire said:
"Michelle.  Bosnia.  NOW."

We call it  "going to Tukwila".

[Bonecracker]

Quote:
TheZookie007 said:
Barack Obama was accused during the campaign of needing on-the-job training, of not being ready at 3 am to receive phone calls, of not being tested. This man has so far not placed a foot wrong, in his policies, in his cabinet choices (even the iffy Hillary-as-SecState choice), in almost everything he's done. It's rather remarkable. He hasn't wasted time talking to his detractors, instead, he's letting his actions speak for him.

I also find it interesting that he seems to have had more press conferences in the past month than Dubya has had in the past eight years

I'm hoping the greatest president in the history of the US, Bill Clinton IMHO, will be given a HUGE role in this new administration as international peace ambassador.

The WORLD loves that homeboy!  Ain't no one don't love Bill outside of the US.