[gOOber]

 

[TheZookie007]

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: "My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home."

Sergeant: "What is her height?"

Husband: "Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall."

Sergeant: "Weight?"

Husband: "Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat."

Sergeant: "Color of eyes?"

Husband: "Never noticed."

Sergeant: "Color of hair?"

Husband: "Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown?"

Sergeant: "What was she wearing?"

Husband: "Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly."

Sergeant: "What kind of car did she go in?"

Husband: "She went in my truck."

Sergeant: "What kind of truck was it?"

Husband: "It was a brand-new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. 6-DVD-changer unit with built-in satnav, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four USB power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. My wife put a small scratch on the driver's-side door."

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: "Don't worry, buddy! We’ll find your truck!"

[Live4Tits]

 

[gOOber]

 

[Live4Tits]

 

[Live4Tits]

Dinosaurs were high on LSD 100 million years ago?

A new discovery of amber fossil has linked the earliest grasses, dinosaurs and fungus used to produce LSD. A perfectly preserved amber fossil from Myanmar has been found that provides evidence of the earliest grass specimen ever discovered - about 100 million years old - and even then it was topped by a fungus similar to ergot, which for eons has been intertwined with animals and humans.

http://www.dnaindia.com/lifestyle/report-dinosaurs-may-have-been-high-on-lsd-100-million-years-ago-2059805

[Live4Tits]

That's been plastered everywhere enough hasn't it?

[gOOber]

That's been plastered everywhere enough hasn't it?

Agreed

[gOOber]

 North Korea and Finland are separated by one country.

[solvegas]

North Korea and Finland are separated by one country.

And Russia has colonized or have them under control at one time. Not a happy time for either country.

[rtpoe]

North Korea and Finland are separated by one country.

One really, really big country...



And by the way, a reason to stick with real books:

[Live4Tits]

 

[tdotter]

 

[rtpoe]

The US Forest Service's Official Guide to Cocktail Making:
(details here)

[pedonbio]