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OK, last night was my final performance at this play I was in, Tony and Tina's Wedding. Anyhow... it was the wierdest thing ever, because for some reason everyone in the audience had big breasts.

The first person who I saw wasn't all that big, maybe a DD. Since my character was the hostess, my job was to greet people when they came in. She looked at me and said "Oh, now there's competition!" I looked at her and thought "Yeah you wish" but of course I couldn't say that so, I just smiled.

But THEN I don't know what happened... I was on the dance floor and this woman with huge tits started dancing with me. She was wearing a black tanktop sort of thing, which wasn't providing very good support. Her husband was cheering us on. And I looked around, and suddenly it seemed like about 2/3 of the audience was a DD or bigger. It was really trippy. It was like San Francisco was coming out in full force to say goodbye.

The wierdest thing was that there was this guy with a camcorder there videotaping everything, and he kept videotaping my breasts. I felt like I'd walked into a scene from a yahoo club post. I'm wondering if there is a post on some bulletin board somewhere on the web where he says, "I went to this play and there was this actress in a maroon dress with big tits!"

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Just wanted to say good luck in your future endeavors and let you know that we in the San Francisco bay area will definitely miss you!  Well I've never met or seen you in person,  but I have been up here in the Bay Area for several months now (it's actually sort of a coming home for me: grew up in San Jose but lived in Southern California for many years and now have come back up here).

I remembered a post by you a year or two ago where you said you were dancing at some place in a play in San Francisco, the Covered Wagon I think?  I remember thinking back then that I wished I lived up near SF so that I could watch you dance.  Now that I am finally up here you're leaving SF!  But it's ok: best of luck to you, Colette.

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[Craig_Mercer]

I read a writeup of the show at the Covered Wagon, something about a dancer named Boobzilla, was this in fact Collette (see picture In the UG.

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I dont think I am Boobzilla... I havent danced at the Covered Wagon in ages. I did a show in MArch and before that I hadnt danced since like November or something. Anyhow... I am no longer in the bay area...

[Dick_Woods]

This is just one of the reasons we are dying to go to San Francisco. But if any of you ever get the chance, you should try walking around midtown Manhattan on a Summer day.

          -D&J

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Folks, I live in a college town, and every week I spend a few nights playing darts. A couple weeks ago I had a night a lot like Collete was talking about. Every doggone woman walking in the door, for about 2 hours, had huge bosoms. It was like some plastic surgery convention was in town. In they'd come, by 2's and 3's, and while they were getting their ID's checked we were falling over because of the monster hooters they sported. To make things even more entertaining the weather was kinda muggy outside, and inside the bar the air-conditioning was going full blast. Bam, instant headlights. My friend who manages the place told me that he was going to make the drink specials from that night the standard for every week on that day, just for the eye candy. Unfortunately, the incident hasn't repeated itself. But it was fun while it lasted.