[redtalon11]

Let's start with she was gorgeous.  

I saw this woman at the drugstore for the first time yesterday.  I've been battling a rather nasty form of Bronchitis for almost three weeks now and needed to pick up some more expectorant and cough drops.  I walked into the store in somewhat of a haze, considering I was a little light-headed and woozy from coughing so hard and so much let alone the drugs my doctor had me on (which, by-the-way, do not seem to be working at all).  As I turned the corner, I ran headlong into the most amazing woman I've ever had the pleasure to bowl over.  She was bending over, just around the corner but also just out of sight,  lifting a box of halloween items when I clumsily ran right into her and knocked her over onto her behind.  She had long chestnut brown hair.  Her face was classic "girl-next-door" pretty with the most incredible light blue eyes.  She was wearing the obligatory drugstore smock so I didn't realize how sexy her body was until I helped her back to her feet.  Standing at about 5'6" (I would guess), she had very nice legs and a flat stomach.  What makes it worth sharing with all of you, of course, was the truly fabulous chest she was blessed with.  I would guess she was at least a double-D cup and they were shapely and firm.  I got a really good look at them when I helped her back to her feet.  
I apologized profusely several times, in between deep chest coughs, which she was gracious in accepting and very pleasant.  I asked her assistance in finding what I needed and she proceeded to personally show me to the products and help me choose the brands that I would need.  We traded a little bit of small talk.  I obviously tried to prolong my time with her so I could get to know this heavenly creature better but, alas, she was called away.  Even so, between my coughing fits and difficulty speaking, I do not think I made a great first impression on her.  
Which brings me to two questions/pleas from the brethren here at the BEA:

1.  Does anyone have any home remedies for bronchitis/chronic coughs so I can get rid of this DAMN thing?

and

2.  After acquitting myself as sick, clumsy, inarticulate (at the time. I'm not that bad usually), and pretty much a pathetic excuse for a man, do you think I have a chance of salvaging anything with her?  

Any help (COUGH! COUGH!) is welcome.  Thanks.

Redtalon

[magic]

Don´t trust home remedies too much! In this case you better go consult your medic. I have had this bloody damn bronchitis now for 7-8 (YES!) weeks, the coughing has stopped after 5 weeks, being followed by an inflamation of part of the ripcage... Now, this is going to last for weeks! and you can´t do a damn thing about it!

Anyway, have heard of many cases of bronchitis developing into a veritable pneumokokniapneunomia (or something like that) - and landing in the hospital.

Keep care of yourself! Rather dream of your drugstore girl than loitering around in the fresh, but maybe windy air. Or just have a look at my morphs - lol. Or do yours...

P.S.: No, I am not sick all the time. I never **82**. That accounts for my productivity.  

[cynic]

Red Talon,

Give up your chances with that girl.  She doesn't want your clumsy sputum-spitting self anymore!  

When you both fell over, you should have grabbed her boobs right then, 'cuz that's the only chance you would have ever gotten to!  

[BillN]

I agree Red, go to the doctor.  I had the same thing last year.  Ask the doc for a Ventolin(sp?)inhaler.  Also, a vaporizer with Vick's Vaposteam in the water will get you through the night.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I have no cure for what ails you, but as for question #2, once you've gotten yourself well again, send her some flowers. Put a well written note with it, thanking her for fixing you up. That should at least get you another chance to see her.....You'll have to take it from there. BTW, this girl you described looks a lot like me....except I'm about 3 cup sizes bigger....and no, I don't work at a pharmacy. Good Luck and Get Well.

[jayjay88]

Hey, Irishgirl, you just stop teasin' us now!!...[or is it 'please don't stop!"]...talkin' like that you'll get requests for photos from the guys here...so be warned!

[brstfetish]

Hi there,

Great to see that you had the pleasure of encountering that girl  . Well, I can give you a tip that worked VERY well for me. About 4 years ago I was at the mall and saw a girl with just about the same description as you gave, very buxom and with an angelic face and the most beautiful eyes, working at one of the booths. After I picked myself off the floor lol (my heart was beating as if I had seen a ghost, literally! lol), I went to a store nearby that sold crystal stuff and bought a little crystal penguin. I went over to her booth and told her she was the most beautiful thing (and I meant it LOL) and told her that I wanted her to have something and gave it to her and she was just speechless and I just knew right then and there that she was going to go out with me. Now, mind you, I'm not a handsome guy by any stretch of the imagination lol, it's just that women love those little things and especially that you went to the trouble to do something special for them.

[Booby_Trapped]

Hahaha, No requests from me jayjay88.  How can Irishgirl be 3 cup sizes larger?  She don't even exist.

Redtalon, I you get rid of those bronchial tubes, I guarantee your bronchitis will clear up.  

[sheber]

Hmmm. My wife works at a Walgreens and has no one who looks like that working for her. So that only leaves approximately 2999 stores to check out.  

Seriously, Robitussin DM or the generic equivalent and about 800 mg of ibuprofin have always done me right. That and one night of **93** debauchery accompanied by a pack and a half of cigarettes. Seriously. Three weeks tops.  It'll be reduced to a stuffy nose.

As for winning over the girl. Become the world's friendliest customer, at first. If there is a rapport there (after your health has returned, and you're no longer hacking up a lung on her smock), proceed at your own pace.

Good luck licking both!  

[redtalon11]

Thanks people.  I stopped and got some of the Vaposteam stuff and dug out the vaporizer.  I'll try it next time I **82** (which will be tomorrow morning since I'm working overnight tonight at the TV station).  If this doesn't go away soon I may try BT's solution and look into getting my damn Bronchial tubes removed completely!!      

Thanks also for the encouragement.  Even though I made a bad first impression, I do believe there might be a chance with her.  I'll try the "Thankyou" gift and take it from there.  I'll let you know if things work out.  I definitely have great motivation to get well ASAP now!  I need to get better before I see her again.

Stay tuned!

Redtalon

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Try an herbal expectorant that has marshmallow extract, fenugreek seed powder, mullein leaf, PABA, and Glycerol Guaiacolate.  If you can find it the name is Bronchoril from PhytoPharmica.  Speaking of Walgreen's, they used to have en expectorant that was over 95% Glycerol G. (listed above) and it worked great. That's the main active ingredient in almost all the expectorants on the market.  I hope you can find the Bronchoril or something very close to it.
Get well soon, there's boobs to be seen!