[Craig_Mercer]

Theres a local stripper who's a regular at my Tuesday night lounge spot, I've described her previously as a sucessful splicing of Minnie Driver with a pneumatic pump. I thought the exagerrated sway of her torpedo like (think Julia Nova) boobs was part of her stage demeanor turns out she's having trouble controlling herslf her tits are like two Herbie the Love Bugs with minds of their own. In her two trips between the bar where we were sitting to the bathroom the (This is where the New Glossary entry starts) Vertical
Quake was so bad you could see either tit swing to the side from directly behind her. She was taking slow deliberate steps too (high heels and painted on jeans you see) and still it appeared that she was swaying on purpose. Is an inadequate bra the culprit. I need a CGI diagram on this pronto.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

So craig..Where is this local spot...or how about its initials...by the way...I was wrong about the girl from Delilahs...it wasnt her trying on the red white and blue...but she is awesome in her own right...at least a triple d...let me know..Ace

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Amazing vision Craig! Are you sure she wasn't a little (or maybe a lot) tipsy?

[TheZookie007]

What a great image...Minnie Driver with boobs the size of Herbie...you gotta love it. By the way, did she ever recover from her "condition"?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Maybe she'd received lessons from Sable?

-Munch "Read the other post, you'll understand" Wolf

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I could design an active damping system for her to wear. I'd need to take some careful measurements first, of course, and then spend some time tuning in the parameters while she did wild gyrations to challenge the hardware...

[NotElvis]

Yeah, really.  Where?

I'm not far from that area, and figure I'd take a trip for a strip-club where the dancers have respectable tits....

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werelocktemp - sounds like Mel could use something like that when she's driving

-MW

[sheber]

Hey Craig, does she look something like this?

[TheZookie007]

Like what, Sheber? The picture seems to have done a bunk...

[sheber]

If you'd have looked at the properties of the image link provided, you'd have noticed that it was in the user gallery and has since rotated out.  

[TheZookie007]

I know that...I just wanted to see if you were paying attention...(and perhaps you could favor me with the picture again, but this time in my mailbox? I'm nothing if not a PITA about that sorta thing, ain't I?   )

[Goldeneye]

What was the picture of?  Can someone repost?

[sheber]

Shirley. I mean, surely.

[Goldeneye]

Thanks.  And don't call me Shirley.