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Prophet_Tenebrae

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Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #60 on: June 03, 2004, 02:34:13 PM »
What if she was cremated?

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SkeetSkeet

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Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #61 on: June 03, 2004, 02:34:30 PM »
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I don't know, removing them during post-mortum does sound typical though.  What sparked me to reply was only vaguely related to that.  I had a friend who worked for a coffin manufacturer (until it closed), and he knew the dirty secret behind them.

One size fits all.  During the post mortum, they suck everything out of your torso for various reasons.  If you don't fit in the coffin, they break your pelvis and shove your legs up into your stomach.  Makes those of us over six feet feel bad, since they're made for people 5'8" and under (or smaller, I could be wrong).

The things you never knew that can liven up conversation in a funeral home  I'm one of those strange people who deals with grief by cracking jokes.  Lots of jokes.  




Well, that was not a good thread to read after eating lunch.

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Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #62 on: June 03, 2004, 02:46:58 PM »
Ohh! Like the rubber mallet on the guy's penis and stapling it to their stomach to keep it down.. like the grieving need to see the coffin propped open with the corpse's "kickstand"
Latex and leather and red satin sashes. Candles and handcuffs and black rubber lashes. Whipping, biting, to tie up with strings. These are a few of my favorite things.

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Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #63 on: June 03, 2004, 05:04:31 PM »
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I don't know, removing them during post-mortum does sound typical though.  What sparked me to reply was only vaguely related to that.  I had a friend who worked for a coffin manufacturer (until it closed), and he knew the dirty secret behind them.

One size fits all.  During the post mortum, they suck everything out of your torso for various reasons.  If you don't fit in the coffin, they break your pelvis and shove your legs up into your stomach.  Makes those of us over six feet feel bad, since they're made for people 5'8" and under (or smaller, I could be wrong).

The things you never knew that can liven up conversation in a funeral home  I'm one of those strange people who deals with grief by cracking jokes.  Lots of jokes.  



I once knew a guy who worked at a morgue in Thailand. Reminds me of the time him and his assistant once did some wacky stuff with the corpses on Christmas Eve after they got a bit **92** together: they arranged a few of John Doe corpses that'd been on the freeze for a while around a desk and made it look like they were playing poker with some playing cards they kept to get through the slow days. They actually took photos of themselves with the corpses pretending they were playing poker with them.  

Ended up scaring the shit out of the supervisor when he came in for the day-shift.  

Not surprisingly they both got fired shortly after.    
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Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #64 on: June 03, 2004, 05:26:50 PM »
Somehow...this just doesn't seem like an "appropriate" thing to talk about...  
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Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #65 on: June 03, 2004, 06:47:00 PM »
she was cremated dude

Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #66 on: June 03, 2004, 07:48:02 PM »
how did she die again? and what year?  

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Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #67 on: June 03, 2004, 10:07:38 PM »
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how did she die again? and what year?  




She died in March 2000, at the age of 37 (not 30, she lied about her age) of apparent **60**. Her husband, Eric Vigne, was charged with her murder in '02, but I can't find anything on the trial or the results.  
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Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #68 on: June 03, 2004, 11:07:10 PM »
I'm still trying to understand why she felt that no one loved her (am I right?)
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Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #69 on: June 04, 2004, 04:47:53 AM »
Well, Im pretty sure anyone who's posted in this thread is going to hell.

Oh wait...Crap.
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Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #70 on: June 04, 2004, 09:39:51 AM »
I remember reading she was buried in a custom-made coffin (for more than obvious reasons), but can't say if this is true or not.

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Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #71 on: June 04, 2004, 10:24:58 AM »
Oh Lord. There have been so many wild and unsubstantiated stories and rumors around Lolo, both before and after her sad death, that it's near impossible to keep up with them all. I do believe she was buried, not cremated, it was a normal coffin, her implants removed, what became of implants is anybody's guess (Surprising they haven't popped up on ebay yet. Or have they?), her back up singers have seeped back into obscurity, and her husband was never prosecuted for her death for lack of evidence. Now take all that with a grain of salt. Who knows? Maybe she didn't die at all, but instead faked her death and is now somewhere on a South American beach giving Tupac head. Hey, anything's possible.  
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Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #72 on: June 05, 2004, 10:49:05 PM »
Speaking of implants on ebay, did ebay ever rule on whether or not they could be sold over ebay? I know they have a no-human-remains rule.  Just curious as to whether or not they decided implants violated that rule.

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Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #73 on: November 05, 2004, 11:14:08 AM »
Caught this show on cable tonight. Brought back good memories of my favorite european 'expanded' chick.

 

Thought i'd share...and Bush sucks.





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Re: Lolo Ferrari MERGED
« Reply #74 on: November 05, 2004, 12:21:06 PM »
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Thought i'd share...and Bush sucks.




No one cares about your worthless opinion.