Inasmuch as I love
Linsey Dawn McKenzie's wildly busty figure, there are two possibilities regarding the eBay pictures:
#1. She had a baby, and post-partum, her boobs shrunk in size.
#2. She had a baby, her boobs got too big for her, and she decided to have them surgically reduced to a smaller size.
In situation #1, although this seems contradictory to her past experience (remember when her boobs got that jumbo boost soon after her unfortunate miscarriage?), it is entirely possible. Plus, there is always the chance that she might get knocked up again and her boobs could inflate back to her "usual" hugeness.
In situation #2, hey, what can we do? As I always say, her body, her life, so there. Same as when
Lorna Morgan got knocked up and her boobs filled with milk and we were all salivating for lactation pictures, and she finally had to put a page up at her site saying in effect,
"Hey, my milk is for me & my baby only, I have to keep some things private", we all had to suck it up. I mean, what are we going to do, go over to her house with a shotgun and force her at gunpoint to take pictures with her shooting milk across the room or something? Of course not, that's absurd. Same with
Linsey.
Besides, if she finally made up her mind to take her boobs down to a smaller size, we don't need to bitch and moan too much because 1) there are other slim-and-stacked models out there (e.g.
Busty Merilyn) to get our groove on with, and 2) there are other women modeling out there who, while they may not be as slim, are certainly as stacked as
Linsey, if not moreso (e.g.
Milena Velba).
I of course remember when she had said that if her boobs start going south she would have implants put in to retain their size and shape. But then, I also remember when she said that she would never do hardcore, that topless photos were her limit (and we all know that she crossed that line some time ago). Bottom line: things change, people can change their minds, and when and if they do, we must respect their decision since we cannot change it.
And besides: that's why they invented the DVD, VHS tape and the Internet. Her double-G cup boobs are among the most well-documented female chests in history. Buy up her DVDs (especially the one which seems to be her swan song), and bask in the marvelousness of what once was, and what (God willing) might be once again, because, who knows, this whole thing might be a storm in a GG cup.
Thanks for the mammories,
Linsey. As my British cousins would say, you had a good innings, and if you want to hang up your bat, no problem. I just hope you won't have too many problems finding a nice white cricket sweater that can fit and flatter your still pretty damn good figure!
P.S.: Someone here referred to
Queen Latifah and her redux. Here she is in the January 2006 issue of
Essence Magazine:
Quote:
"For me, having a breast reduction in 2003 was about comfort, not self-esteem," Latifah, 35, explains. "I want to have k!ds someday, but I didn't want to wait to have the surgery until after pregnancy, because then I would be carrying three babies -- two up top and one in the belly," she adds, laughing. "Now I wear a DD and don't have backaches or indents from bra straps in my shoulders." Latifah says she was a little depressed after the breast reduction because a part of her body she'd had her entire life had suddenly changed. But that feeling soon faded, and these days she's feeling pretty good about the way she looks. "I think I have an attractive body. I like my eyes, my smile and my complexion and skin texture," she says. "I'm starting to get a booty now, which I like. I've been lucky, too, to be supported by people who like me for me and don't try to make me look like somebody else."
(emphasis mine)