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ElmerFudd

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Re: Question
« Reply #105 on: June 08, 2003, 10:21:51 PM »
More Charmaine Sinclair.

And speaking of mountains, did you know that each new climber of Mt. Everest has climbed higher than every previous climber!  That's right boys and girls, it's getting higher all the time.  The material it's made up of used to be underwater and the continental collision that formed it is still going on!  It's formed by a process called plate tectonics, from the collision of two lithospheric plates!  

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Zasha

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Re: Question
« Reply #106 on: June 08, 2003, 10:31:37 PM »
Too bad K2 is higher by twelve feet, as measured by GPS.

Incidentally, last week (I think it was last Tuesday) marked the anniversary of Sir Edmund Hillary's first ascent of Everest.  
 
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ElmerFudd

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Re: Question
« Reply #107 on: June 08, 2003, 10:37:22 PM »
And K2 is supposedly a tougher climb anyway.  I'm pretty sure it took longer for the first person to get up it.

By the way, I've read that Charmaine Sinclair had some "Help via Modern Technology" (hey, maybe I can get this thread in the enhancement area too!).  Anyhow, if that's surgery, I want to nominate the Doctor for a BE award!  

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Snobb

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Re: Question
« Reply #108 on: June 08, 2003, 11:30:18 PM »
largebreastfan asked:
Quote:

 Can anyone tell me what site it came from?  



Jesus looks like the one from the movie "Dogma" by Kevin Smith. You may want to buy the statue here:  Yahoo store for Dogma merchandising (I'm not affiliated with Yahoo or the filmmakers.) Or maybe you do not want to buy it.

Let me tell everyone this: I  do know the meaning  of "off topic". But no one seems to care, hehehe...

  topic noun a matter dealt with
  in a text, discourse, or
  conversation; a subject: her
  favourite topic of conversation
  is her partner.

  Linguistics: that part of a
  sentence about which
  something is said, typically the
  first major constituent.
  -ORIGIN late 15th cent.
  (originally denoting a set or
  book of general rules or ideas):
  from Latin topica, from Greek ta
  topika
, literally 'matters
  concerning commonplaces' (the
  title of a treatise by Aristotle),
  from  topos 'a place'.

   -The New Oxford Dictionary of English

-Snobb-  

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jayluvsbe

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Re: Question
« Reply #109 on: June 09, 2003, 12:15:15 AM »
"Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation."

Anybody seen the remote?

 
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And me. And me too. And me.
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ThisIsNotMyName

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« Reply #110 on: June 09, 2003, 12:41:15 AM »

Topical ointments should generally not be taken internally.
Always read and follow label directions.

Most toothpaste formulations are safe to consume in limited quantities.

By inference, therefore, we can see that toothpaste is not generally a topical ointment, and should not be applied to external body parts.

Regardless of how much it excites one's partner!

TransPonder
 

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MunchWolf

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Re: Question
« Reply #111 on: June 09, 2003, 12:45:45 AM »
Quote:

Let me tell everyone this: I  do know the meaning  of "off topic". But no one seems to care, hehehe...

  topic noun a matter dealt with
  in a text, discourse, or
  conversation; a subject: her
  favourite topic of conversation
  is her partner.

  Linguistics: that part of a
  sentence about which
  something is said, typically the
  first major constituent.
  -ORIGIN late 15th cent.
  (originally denoting a set or
  book of general rules or ideas):
  from Latin topica, from Greek ta
  topika
, literally 'matters
  concerning commonplaces' (the
  title of a treatise by Aristotle),
  from  topos 'a place'.

   -The New Oxford Dictionary of English

-Snobb-    




ok, so we know what topic means ... what does off mean?

-Munch "and what is the definition of 'is'?" Wolf

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Raiden

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Re: Question
« Reply #112 on: June 09, 2003, 12:47:28 AM »
Quote:


ok, so we know what topic means ... what does off mean?

 




Off....um...opposite of  On    
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Zasha

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Re: Question
« Reply #113 on: June 09, 2003, 12:54:38 AM »
Is happened after Was.
 
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TheHerald

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Re: Question
« Reply #114 on: June 09, 2003, 01:03:18 AM »
Quote:

 Is happened after Was.  


That is so Zen, or was it?

Elmer Fudd, thank you for the ID on Ms. Sinclair and the link to the Abbott and Costello script.  

..and Zasha ..Thank you for the lunch! Yum!

After plotting all the positions, we still don't know Right Outfield.    
Thank you for your patience as I indulge my need to share.

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At the risk of being relevant...
« Reply #115 on: June 09, 2003, 01:45:47 AM »
I once had a cassette tape of that routine, which Abbott and Costello did for their weekly show in New York.  At the time, part of the joke was that Joe DiMaggio had come down with an ailment and was asking Costello to take his place - which led to a slew of jokes ("There's nine guys on the Indians, but only one Feller?"  "Slaughter the baseball player?  With that bat you could slaughter anybody!") and, in the last part, to the famous routine.

So, I always got the sense that the one position that was overlooked was the position Costello himself was supposed to occupy...

Trace
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"That word is 'Nazi.' Nobody cares about their motives anymore."

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Shimmerin

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Re: At the risk of being relevant...
« Reply #116 on: June 09, 2003, 03:09:24 AM »
Today's topic.

DUNG BEETLES!

or scarab, name for members of a large family of heavy-bodied, oval beetles (the Scarabaeidae), with about 30,000 species distributed throughout most of the world and over 1,200 in North America. North American scarab beetles range in length from less than 12 in. to more than 2 in. (5-50 mm); members of some tropical species grow several inches long. Many scarab beetles are brightly colored and many are iridescent. A large group of scarab beetles are scavengers, feeding on decaying vegetation or on the dung of grazing animals. Most of these lay their eggs in underground chambers supplied with dung, where the larvae feed and pupate, emerging as adults. These scarabs, called dung beetles, play an extremely important role in the rapid recycling of organic matter and the disposal of disease-breeding wastes. Australia, which has few native dung beetle species, has imported African species to help dispose of cattle dung. Some of the dung beetles, known as tumblebugs, form balls of dung that they roll about with their hind legs, sometimes for long distances and sometimes working in pairs. Eventually they bury the ball and lay eggs in it. One such ball-roller is the sacred scarab ( Scarabaeus sacer ), a black scarab beetle of the Mediterranean region. In ancient Egypt the periodic appearance of this beetle in great numbers on the surface of the Nile mud led men to associate the sacred scarab with resurrection and immortality. It was believed that all scarabs were males capable of reproducing their kind. Their ball-rolling activities were associated with the diurnal movement of the sun. Other species of scarab beetles feed on living plants. Members of these groups include such major crop and garden pests as the Japanese beetle , the rose chafer, and the June beetle (also called June bug and May beetle). Cockchafers are Old World species similar to June beetles. Adult plant-eating scarab beetles attack leaves, flowers, and fruits, while the larvae, which develop from eggs laid in the ground, attack roots. The largest scarab beetles in North America are the plant-eating Hercules beetles and their close relatives, the rhinoceros beetles and elephant beetles. In most species of this group the males are prominently horned. The Hercules beetles of the S United States may grow 2 12 in. (6.4 cm) long; their tropical relatives may attain a length of 6 in. (15 cm) including the horns. Despite their ferocious appearance these beetles are harmless to people. The term scarab is also applied to representations of scarab beetles made of stone, metal, or other materials. Finely carved scarabs were used as seals in ancient Egypt; inscribed scarabs were issued to commemorate important events or buried with mummies. Roman soldiers wore scarab rings as military symbols. Scarab beetles are classified in the phylum Arthropoda , class Insecta, order Coleoptera, family Scarabaeidae.

The more you know, the better you are!


BTW thank you so much for the link to Abbot and Costello's routine.  I have no idea what happened to my old copy of it.  Love that routine.
No tree's were harmed in the making of this message, however billions of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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St Stephan

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Re: There there
« Reply #117 on: June 09, 2003, 10:02:04 AM »
I posted this in November, it seems to follow the well-defined topic of this thread.
HU'S ON FIRST
by James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

 


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Maybe we could start an Off-Off-Topic Forum?  Like ~-~-Broadway?  
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Johnny_Swell

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Re: The gang should be all here...shortly....
« Reply #118 on: June 09, 2003, 11:35:00 AM »
Billy Crystal impersonation of Howard Cosell  asking Larry Holmes about his record (at the time) of 49 and 0:

"Ah like Eggs.  Ah loove eggs.
Ah go in the coffee shop at the Hotel and oda eggs.
I like mah eggs ova easy but dey never come ova easy,
dat's a haad egg to oda. If dey unda easy das' disgustin -
I gos a big gap in mah teef and if dey unda easy dey run down mah face!
Das why I oda...
A omlette.
I don't like no salty food like anchovy,
das like eatin an eyebrow.
I likes da cuppa coup fo one,
See what ah do is eat the packet an drink some bollin water.
I likes oreo cookies, oreos cookies is greats,
Ah *separates* da oreos cookie and scrape off da creme wif dat one toof I got left.
but den I forget which is da top and which is da bottom,
And I say 'Oh Shit, I gotta start alllll ova again'
Ah gots da Oreos cookies here, I gos egg runnin down mah face, ah'm a mess to look at in da mornin Howud"

Personally, if I was Larry Holmes I would have punched him in the sternum, but I suppose that's why Larry Holmes was a professional and I'm just a big oaf that likes to hit people.  Not often, just ... once in a while.  It's therapeutic, like a nice smelling soap.

Johnny "confused by my own self" Swell
   

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Re: The gang should be all here...shortly....
« Reply #119 on: June 09, 2003, 01:56:18 PM »
contrary to popular belief, at the end of The Beatle's Strawberrry Fields Forever, John Lennon says "cranberry sauce" instead of "Paul is dead" or "bury the man"

all this led to the whole Paul McCartney is dead hysteria