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Re: Keisha Evans megathread MERGED
« Reply #45 on: June 19, 2003, 12:04:36 PM »
 


Hi



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Re: Keisha Evans megathread MERGED
« Reply #46 on: June 19, 2003, 12:16:26 PM »
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typing with one hand is kinda hard."



[insert clever remark about what else would simultaneously be hard here]

 
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Re: Keisha Evans megathread MERGED
« Reply #47 on: June 19, 2003, 02:12:24 PM »
Hey,

Well, now I've got my curiosity sparked.  I haven't heard of a dunce-shaped expander capable of ~6000cc.  Keisha or anyone else, can you shed some light on the subject (Joi or Melonie, are you reading any of this)?

Here's a thought:  In a sense, the gauntlet has been thrown down (in a nice, euphemistic way, not anything bad...).  Here we have an attractive, willing lady who has so much as said "Just show me the 10000cc implants"!!  You figure, with all the viewing and analysis and research and discussion and just plain subject overmastication (sic) regarding breast implants, we should have more than a critical mass of experience to help her reach her goals.

I put it to you all - why don't we put our heads together and figure out how to get Keisha to 10000cc in a way she would like.  More research, exert some market pressure (everybody call McGhan!), call your favorite California plastic surgeons, whatever you can think of.

Keisha, no pressure here, I'm just thinking that we possibly could help provide you with some useful choices.

I don't like throwing a problem on the table without suggesting a few starter ideas and questions.  Please feel free to discuss and/or shoot them down:
- I've already mentioned multiple lumen implants - how does one do them right and make them look good?  Didn't Tiffany Towers have that setup?  And Lili Xene?
- Is there any way to get string back as a possibility, short of **71** Dr. Johnson (no, _don't_ actually go and do that!).  You lawyers out there, any possible legal tricks that could protect a surgeon?
- Can a single bag structurally support 10000cc's?  How does one keep it in place, and comfortably (muscle wall attachment, etc.)?
- How does one enhance skin stretching, without marks and excessive thinning?  (I for one would suggest not dieting too heavily - a certain reasonable amount of subcutaneous fat is likely going to help here.)
- Someone with personal training experience should suggest a training regimen to minimize negative structural body effects in terms of bone and muscle.
- I'd love to read some opinions and comments from some of our well-known implant experts here.

There ya go, I'm just a virtual fountain of BS...  hope this doesn't put anyone off, but just starts some good thoughts.

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Re: Keisha Evans megathread MERGED
« Reply #48 on: June 19, 2003, 03:06:01 PM »
Lightfoot,

Yes kiff did say that to amy but it is Zap's pick up line and he also says it to the gigantic amazon women that they meet.  Just thought i would clear things up  

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Re: Keisha Evans megathread MERGED
« Reply #49 on: June 19, 2003, 03:31:39 PM »
Welcome to the BEA Forum, Keisha. You seem to have made quite a big first impression!

(pun unintended, but left in there for the hell of it)
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Re: Keisha Evans megathread MERGED
« Reply #50 on: June 19, 2003, 04:06:51 PM »
Welcome Keisha, you are a truly lovely lady.  Have fun around here!  

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thcbl

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Re: Keisha Evans megathread MERGED
« Reply #51 on: June 19, 2003, 04:06:59 PM »
*sigh* I wanted to be all witty and stuff ... but ... my mind is kinda blank at the moment as I am in a semi-state of shock.

You know how when you are in your car and are searching for a street, you sometimes turn down the radio, as if that will help? Or when something really cool comes on the radio, you stare at the radio as if it is God?

Well ... never before have I come across a picture and had to turn down my MP3 player and then look towards the sky (err ... ceiling ... close enough) and thank God for such a beautiful and down to earth female ... with amazing boobies.

So ... in lieu of being witty ... I shall just say welcome to the board - thank you for sharing and feel free to move to Toronto and live with me.

Err ... I mean ... nice boobies.

 

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« Reply #52 on: June 19, 2003, 04:14:54 PM »
Hey Everyone,

Wow!  Thanks again for the great response!  You sure know how to make a girl wish she had bigger titties right now!   Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been wishing for bigger boobs for a while now, but seeing other people excited by the idea, makes me want them even more!
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3000ccs and going bigger, and a Futurama fan? I think I may be in love  

Nice to have you aboard Keisha. Are you planning to attend the Exotic Dancer Expo in Vegas at the end of August? I think it would be a perfect way to introduce yourself to other industry types, and to meet lots of other mega busted girls  
Plus, of course, I'll be there and get to see you in the flesh  

Pixeltiger




What can I say?  Futurama is one of my favorites!  I have the first season on DVD and can’t wait until August when  season two comes out.  It makes me so mad that Fox cancelled the series!  I love the Simpson’s, but their first few seasons were kind of weak, as they were still establishing the characters.  Futurama, on the other hand, has been hilarious since the first episode.

“Now strip naked and get on the probulator.” - Leela (Futurama)

As for the Expo in Vegas, while I am easily mesmerized by the warm glow of neon lights, I’m not really a dancer.  That is to say, I’m not a dancer at all.  I’ve never been very coordinated.  I’d probably fall off stage on top of somebody.  (At first that sounds appealing, but if you knew how much my tits actually weigh....somebody could get hurt ).  I’m planning on checking out Chelsea in Des Moines, time permitting.  Who knows though?  As I said before...”mmmmm glowing Vegas lights...”  (Same goes for you Dick&Jane!  Thanks for the invite.)

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Keisha, you are truley and inspiration to all us women out there who want to go huge. I totally agree with your size dreams. I myself would also 10,000cc in a second if they made them, maybe even bigger. Thank you for sharing your beautiful breasts with all of us.
Chelsea




Thanks for the words of encouragement!  I am always happy to meet other girls who love having big tits too!  I love the avatar!  I wish my breasts were that huge now.

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keisha,

i dont think we have ever EVER seen anyone like you! the pics are amazing. i plan on joining just to see you in the bikini top pictured on your site. looks like all of your tops work awfully hard.

we dont see photos from this vantage too often, amazing! thanks again!




Thanks for the compliments!  (All of you!)  I think my bras work harder than any of my other clothes!  I broke my last one while running across (or should I say bouncing across) a busy intersection at lunchtime.  The strap completely ripped off the front of the bra and I popped right out!  My bras have been repaired a lot.  They have more stitches in them than Suture.  (An obscure character from the old Spawn comic.)  But that last jiggling, did that one in.  I’m in the process of ordering some from Sheer Fantasy, but it’s going really slow due to my not being there in person.  They keep sending me ones to try on and I mail them back and tell them “UP the cup size!”  Still, they are the only place I found so far that caters to my size.  If anyone knows of other bra manufacturers that handle massive breasts....I would be very appreciative to find out who they are.  I’m to the point where all they have to do is cut the band size way down and I’ll finally have a couple of new bras!  I did mutilate one of my old bras to make a front clasp type tit-sling for those days I feel like easy flashing.   And I guess I’d better hurry and redo my bikini set (the lighting was way too bad in most of that set to really use.)  No worries, though, now that I know there’s an interest, I’ll get it done!

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CRAZY? MY GAWD! FUN? oh my!

See the attachment for an approximation...




WOW!  I LOVE it!!  I’ve always been a BIG fan of you morph artists.  That’s something I’ve never been any good at.  (Photoshop still gives me headaches.)  I’d give anything to have breasts that gargantuan right now!  Any chance I can add that to my site?  Thanks for the great work!

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Now don't be selfish - other people have laps too y'know.




You’re absolutely right!  With breasts that big, I would need a few extra laps to help rest them in.  

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Hey,

Well, now I've got my curiosity sparked. I haven't heard of a dunce-shaped expander capable of ~6000cc. Keisha or anyone else, can you shed some light on the subject (Joi or Melonie, are you reading any of this)?




I don’t know a whole lot on the subject and have been researching it for several months now.  I only know of one source who claims to be able to get these “permanent expanders” and she is not giving me many details.  She does have a list of clients, though.  I believe they are made by a company out of Germany.  I’m willing to try anything, my only concern was the shape.  I would be eternally grateful to anyone who can point me in the right direction for massive round smooth shell implants.  Saline or silicone.  String if ya got it.  If any community can find big implants, this would be the one.  I have a doc completely willing to put in whatever size I bring him, but he can’t get them himself.  (Damn the FDA! )  

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I've already mentioned multiple lumen implants - how does one do them right and make them look good? Didn't Tiffany Towers have that setup? And Lili Xene?




I just recently heard about those, but can’t find anyone that knows about making them in the size I want.  Very interesting possibility though.  

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- Someone with personal training experience should suggest a training regimen to minimize negative structural body effects in terms of bone and muscle.
There ya go, I'm just a virtual fountain of BS... hope this doesn't put anyone off, but just starts some good thoughts.




Please do!  If you have any personal training tips for me, I’d love to hear them.  I don’t have back problems at present from these heavy hangers.  After my body got adjusted to the new chest weight, I’ve been fine.  (Just a little easier to tip over.)  But I am into improving myself physically overall.  But too much gaming, TV, and computer work keep my butt in a horizontal position for long periods of time.  
"I'm trying to research stuff on the internet, but I keep getting sidetracked by porn. " -Milo (The Oblongs)

I really do want to thank everybody who has posted, emailed, or PMd me.  I really do appreciate you all checking me over.  This is a lot of fun and I’ve gotten many great ideas that I will be pursuing in the days to come.  I’m just sorry I haven’t been able to write everybody back individually yet.  (I’m kind of a slow typist -“....but I keep getting sidetracked by porn." -Milo (The Oblongs).  Hee hee!

I am very sorry I have to run off now, but I have to get some props for my next photoset. I will check back later and chat some more. Once again, thank you all SO much for the sweet words.

Love & Titty Hugs,
Keisha    
"There'll be time for introductions later, and maybe some sex. "

 www.keishaevans.com

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thcbl

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Re: Keisha Evans megathread MERGED
« Reply #53 on: June 19, 2003, 04:24:58 PM »
OH GAWD!

She likes the Oblongs too.

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Re: Keisha Evans megathread MERGED
« Reply #54 on: June 19, 2003, 05:10:41 PM »
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I don't get this... All of a sudden the BEA Forum is buzzing with women who are as much into BE and big fake boobs as we are... And who are going to unbelievable sizes...  




Well .. it goes something like this ... they lurk and watch, uncertain how they will be treated when they come out ... and when they see one or two come out and treated with respect and admiration .. the rest flock out ...

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« Reply #55 on: June 19, 2003, 05:35:06 PM »
Oh my God.

I am fucking speechless...  ok, catches breath, puts eyes back in skull, picks jaw up off floor

God bless you.  You go girl!  You rock!!

IM-a gonna go and check out your site!  About time the charms' (Chelsea and Melonie) and vixen had some competition!

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Re: Keisha Evans megathread MERGED
« Reply #56 on: June 19, 2003, 05:38:56 PM »
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IM-a gonna go and check out your site!  
 




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Re: Keisha Evans megathread MERGED
« Reply #57 on: June 19, 2003, 05:48:08 PM »
I didn't notice she had HUGE boobs too.    I was to busy marveling at the fact that she enjoys almost the exact same hobbies as I do.       It's "Weird Science" in real life.

Welcome to the BEA Keisha!!  Pull up a seat and have fun!

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« Reply #58 on: June 19, 2003, 06:13:57 PM »
Hey, I just joined your website. Very nicely done. Amazing boobs!
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« Reply #59 on: June 19, 2003, 06:38:10 PM »
Hi Keisha.  Just got done talking to my friend at Score.  If you're interested, email Elliot James and I'm sure they'll give you a pass to hang out at their booth during the Vegas show.  You'll be able to meet all the other stars there and land a few deals if you're interested.

Peace,

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