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jaytas · « **Reply #165 on:** June 23, 2003, 02:16:14 AM »

Whole heap of data in a compressed area. In other words lotsa links about boob stuff as in the technical stuff.

As for thinking that you would get the advantage were we to do periodic checks for cheats under your doggies, well, who cares, if I got to check would not care about losing now would I?

That katana. Is it a 700 fold one? In that has the metal been folded 700 times? Apparently in the olden days that was the check to see if the blade was of the best quality. Same principle as damascus steel. One way to check is to see what you can cut in half in one swipe. I myself have never collected weapons as such but I have acquired a few over the decades as I saw them in shops. Such as khurdi knife used by the ghurkas. In theory with one of those you should be able to cut a tigers head in half. I personally could never understand how you got the tiger to stand still for that though.

As for books.

Please pick on of the following or more if you wish.

Hard Sci-fi. As in based on actual current data or extrapolation there of. Such as Asimov for example.

Whacky sci-fi. As in stuff like tiny little bugs come to earth and they consume electrical current which means that civilisation regresses to a non electric state.

Magical Sci-fi. That has magic or some derivative thereof. Such as the Wheel of Time series. The dragon books by Anne McCaffrey.

Semi plausable Sci-fi. Such as the exile series.

Funny sci-fantasy. Cannot think of the name of the book at the moment.

Anyways. You rock Keisha, but your doggies sway.

Onizuka · « **Reply #166 on:** June 23, 2003, 02:45:25 AM »

Quote:

Sadly, cost IS a considerable object. As I said, I’m just an ordinary girl. My job pays the rent and that’s about it. Still, if it turns out that PIP can in fact make super large custom implants, I’ll be doing everything in my power to get them. (Too bad my credit sucks! )

For 10,000 cc implants, I for one(and rightfully assuming that everyone feels the same) would love to help contribute to seeing that!

Considering the amount of members that you'll have soon contributing to your site, that'll be a good headstart, but have you considered setting up a contribution fund? I've heard of someone who just used the excuse that she doesn't know how to manage money make over 50 grand in a shade over a year for asking over the internet to pay off her bills, I imagine that most of us will contribute collectivly even more so considering the aspect of seeing you with those heavanly things shaking around for us for recompense...

Oh, BTW, I'm still waiting for your response to my question...

I'm 6', 26 years, medium build, long brown hair...blue eyes, and I love long walks on the beach, cuddling next to a fire...and...wait a minute, this won't work, lemme try again...I enjoy anime, Star Wars, Sci-Fi, and huge, gorgeous orbs such as yours that you seem to talk about constantly, so I won't feel guilty for doing so as well!

Waiting for your acceptance of my proposal,
Onizuka

(^_^)

jaytas · « **Reply #169 on:** June 23, 2003, 03:11:46 AM »

Depends. Are you talking about proposals of marriage or other proposals that do not involve marriage?

Digital Developmenter · « **Reply #171 on:** June 23, 2003, 04:47:16 AM »

**Drools over Ninjrk’s new Katana** nice, now on to matters

First my latest morph ( if it would mean getting you, Ill go change majors and invent new BE technologies to help reach 10,000cc)

Well Keisha, a bit about me: (prepare for long boring rant)

Comics- Marvel for the past 7 years
*Spider-Man
-Amazing
-Peter Parker
-Sensation (until they stopped)
-Spectacular (until they stopped)
-and just about any other he swings by
*Spider-Girl (excellent stories, just wish I had the first appearance in What If #105)
*Iron-Man (since they when to the rebirth and started with #1 again)
*Fantastic Four (since they when to the rebirth and started with #1 again)
*Avengers (since they when to the rebirth and started with #1 again)

I big into Anime, or Japanese Animation to those not hip (but I prefer to collect them in Japanese with subtitles)

Some of my favs:
Ranma ½
Slayers, Slayer Next, Slayers Try
Nedesico
Trigun
Neo Genesis Evangelion
Flame of Recca
Saber Marionette J
Dragon Ball, Z, & GT

To name a few.
Remember their always better when not in English dub (never sound right)

Oooh, favorite Sci-Fi:
Stargate SG1 (gotta love Richard Dean Anderson, he’s figgen’ MacGyver)
Star Wars 1V, V, V1 and recent 1 and 11
Star Treck: From Kirk ~> Picard ~> Sisco ~> Janeway ~> Archer, they all rock

Favorite cartoons
Simpsons
Futurama (totally kicks ass)
Family Guy (which they never should have taken off, but I got them all any way)

Some shows in General
That 70’s Show
Angel (Buffy too till it went off)

One Thing I will not watch are “reality shows”, they suck ass

To answer Keisha’s Favorite B-movie question:
I too say Army of darkness, its Hilarious, cheesy, and freaky.

Less not, forget Bruce Campbell’s role in “Jack of all Trades” with the corny but funny opening theme.

In Eighteen Hundred-One
The Revolution had been won,
And Uncle Sam's favorite son
Had a job he needed done;

Which brought Jack to a lady
Both beautiful and smart
Who found his mix intriguing
A scoundrel with a heart!

From the halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli
There was never a leatherneck braver
A daring dragoon as he

He'll halt the bold advance
Of Napoleon's attack
There ain't a French or pirate rogue
Who don't know Jack!

From the halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli
Sail around the bloody world
To defend democracy,

And when you need a fighting man
To trust and watch your back,
Just ask the bloke right next to you.
Damn right! It's Jack!

~~~~~
Damn the suns coming up and I need **82**.

Craig_Mercer · « **Reply #172 on:** June 23, 2003, 05:35:06 AM »

Yowza, Yeti-esque Yabbos!! (Yabbos being my favorite obscure boob-phemism). Had to **82** on it. Knock yourself out Keisha, use your faves, although I realize some entries are stretched further than the elastic in your training bra. It's a true testament to your inspiriation that I came up with this list in like 20 minutes.

P.S: It was originally Jumbo Jugged Juke Joint Jezebel, didnt know if you'd object.

Craig_Mercer · « **Reply #173 on:** June 23, 2003, 06:16:55 AM »

I know theres an official form on your site Keisha, but my head's been reeling with ideas and I cant wait for the money order to clear. Add these to the 3 (Lomo camera, "before" natural pics, staged public candids) I e-mailed you.

1. Keisha vs the Mini: Let's join Keisha as she test drives the Mini Cooper, Toyota Scion, or old school breeds of compact cars like the Civic. See if they can hold up to her dangerous curves, if she can fit behind the wheel. Chaos ensues.

2. Monsters.com: Whoops, Keisha receives a $100,000 a year translator job at the UN courtesy of her BA and monster.com. Trouble is she hasn't tried on her DKNY business suit since before the "great expansion". The interview's tommorow, will the seams and buttons hold up? Chaos ensues.

3. Jiffy-Pop: Keisha pops some jiffy pop popcorn the old school way, on the stove, before settling down to her favorite B-movie, her boobs react accordingly. Chaos ensues.

4. Ang Lee's She-Hulk: same concept as #3 just add green make-up and a black wig and jump on the bandwagon! Chaos ensues.

I'm sure I'll have a dozen more by the end of the day.

**DONOTDELETE** · « **Reply #174 on:** June 23, 2003, 08:12:34 AM »

"B" Movies huh? Well does anyone remember watching "Creature Double Feature" way back when on Saturdays??? There were a TON of "B" type movies then.....like "Gammara", the gigantic snapping turtle that could fly by spinning around really fast and had the ability to project fire at times?? <Except the Godzilla ones....they were the best!>

I just rented <and suffered through> "Kalifornia" and this has all the makings of a "B"movie....."B"oring and "B"AD.....rent at your own risk. The only other good ones I can think of that haven't been mentioned yet are "Earth Girls Are Easy" and "Mars Attacks". Do these count?

Favorite Superheroes.........I LOVE The Hulk, always have, always will even though the movie was a litle rough at times, It's still one of the best comics 2 film movies ever made. Other then him, I'm a HUGE fan of Daredevil <since I was 8>, and Iron Fist <movie in development featuring Ray Park a.k.a. Darth Maul, a.k.a Toad from X-men as the lead man> I agree with the writers going stale..I have a few ideas they could use but then again, I'm just a simpleton.

Ok, Keisha, I'll be your Huckleberry. You name the game and I'll give you a battle.....are you into 1st person shooters like Halflife or Medal of Honor?, any sporting games?, cribbage? Maybe I'll meet up with you in the Star Wars Galaxies?

You're looking fantastic btw!!! Hope to talk to you soon. <wink>

ApesMa · « **Reply #175 on:** June 23, 2003, 08:14:49 AM »

I'm a fan of wretched movies, too. Ed Wood, Jr. is of course a classic maker of such films. I also like _Robot Monster_, where the Earth is conquered by a guy in a gorilla suit with a diving helmet on (aided by a bubble machine in a cave), and _The Creeping Terror_, where two throw rugs from outer space invade Lake Tahoe. And we can't forget _Surf Nazis Must Die_!

I think one of the things that induces such an enthusiastic reaction to Vixen and Keisha is that they unabashedly share our admiration for enormous breasts. I know that when I read interviews where Wendy Whoppers characterizes her implants as a costume you can't take off, and Chelsea Charms says that her breast augmentation was just for career purposes, wonderful as both women are, I was disillusioned. The notion that there really are women out there who want breasts of the sort we all dream about is quite appealing.

ApesMa · « **Reply #176 on:** June 23, 2003, 08:20:13 AM »

Oh, yeah, I remember Gamera. Don't miss _Gamera versus Guiron_, where Gamera fights a giant Exacto knife with four legs.

"Gamera will save us! He's the children's friend!" --_Gamera vs. Guiron_

Gtech · « **Reply #177 on:** June 23, 2003, 08:55:54 AM »

Ok, I leave town for a few days and what happens? A dream come true maybe....Keisha WELCOME. I've already joined your site and if I can make a request.....I'd LOVE to see some bra shots!!

Craig_Mercer · « **Reply #178 on:** June 23, 2003, 09:24:24 AM »

I can't believe no one's mentioned "Deadly Weapons" and "Double Agent 73" two landmark B-flicks also on topic and on Something Weird DVD. The late Doris Wishman was considered queen of the B's and she saw Chesty Morgan's potential. Both flicks are truly bad and made with some degree
of a straight face with the gangster subplots. I wont ruin any of the shortcuts made in the production, these must be seen to be believed.

The greatest B-flick of all time though is "The Human Tornado" the sequel to "Dolomite". Few movies stay absurd from beginning to end this is bizarre for the entire 90 minutes in every conceivable elemnt. Plot, acting, cinematography (instant replay!), dubbing, musical sequences, choreography, it's the complete B-flick.

I also possess "The Garbage Pail [censored] Movie" on VHS for those who dare question my B-flick pedigree.

thcbl · « **Reply #179 on:** June 23, 2003, 01:14:21 PM »

Y = Young yummy yowzeriffic yay boobies.

M'eh ... I'll get back to working on that one.

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