[**DONOTDELETE**]

You are warned, this is a little explicit.  If you might be offended, read no more and go back.  

I know this sounds crude but tonight I saw an average looking woman with an average body with the exception of huge, fat tits.  She must have been a DDD.  I'm trying to see if I'm unique or just another perverted huge tit lover.  But when I saw her I just wanted to fuck the snot out of her.  Is this your guys' typical reaction or am alone in this regard?  Her presence didn't SEEM to have the same effect on other men as it did on me so I'm truly wondering if it's just me or what.  Please advise.  Thanks.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Being the typical obsessed BEA member my first reaction would be to visualize her breasts swelling to several times their original size... then I would imagine the wild thing with her.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Heh well there are quite a few well endowed girls that go to my school, but belive me, I would not want to "**** them" right on the spot, because...

1) Most of them are part of the popular crowd, something that I'm not apart of.

2) They already got boyfriends, no need to bother.

3) I get nervious in front of women in real life! Yes! I get flusterated!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I once saw this really old lady with the hugeist tits in Germany. I guess she must've got them a long time ago, cause the rest of her sagged something rotten.   I would've looked longer, but the guy she was with (also old) started giving me this weird look. My two cents.  

[invisible pervert]

I'm in with Izlude on this one. Same for me, that's why I given up looking.

And before anyone says anything about "well if you don't try you don't know", I KNOW, simple as that, and on this score you can think of me as God because where me and women are concerned I'm omnicogiscent enough to know the outcome each time. I don't try because when I have, I've never got ANYWHERE FULL STOP.

This seems to be my lot, that's why I stick to pictures.

Funny thing is I always wanted a family, but life will refuse me even the most basic "first step" every time.  

Sorry if this is off topic.

[ December 09, 2001: Message edited by: invisible pervert ]

[sheber]

Go figure.

[F_Cup_Fitzgerald]

quote:Originally posted by Boobs & Beer Man:
I know this sounds crude, but tonight I saw an average-looking woman with an average body with the exception of huge, fat tits.  She must have been a DDD. . . . when I saw her I just wanted to fuck the snot out of her.  Is this your guys' typical reaction?

I agree with everything you said--except for the snot part, that was gross. How about "I wanted to fuck her next to the fireplace until next spring then take her outside and fuck her some more"?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Was at a local italian eatery that is buffet style on Friday eve w/my girlfriend (38dd).I could not take my eyes of a woman at the table next to us....Early 50's,red hair,plain face and the hint of a large rack.She stood up to get in line and I thought she would tip over!!!...She was wearing a sweater/blazer combo and it appeared that the buttons were working over time not to pop.I tried not to be obvious but her hubby appeared to notice my frequent glances.I have not stopped thinking about her since.I guess I'm a freak cause if the tit to hip ratio is big enough,I could care less what the woman looks like or how old she is.

[brstfetish]

Well, I think it's natural for a man to get aroused in certain ways when we see beautiful women. For me this is especially true when I see very busty women, even more so if a woman is in the extreme category. Actually the first thing that I think of when I see a busty woman is not what it would be like to be in bed with her but of actually being with her on a date and getting to admire her beauty and having her spend a night out with me, for me that is a very exciting thought and the rest is just an icing on the cake if it happens, of course at the end of the date I do fantasize about a warm hug  .

Now I will explain what I feel phisycally as opposed to what I think. As an example I will narrate my last mega sighting I've had. I was at Bush Gardens with some friends and then I saw this blond lady, late 20's early 30's around 150lbs, wearing shorts and a tight black shirt with breasts that literally reached her waist. When I saw her my heart started beating very fast, my hands started getting sweaty, my face and body got very hot, it's like someone injected me with a gallon of adreline. The first thing of my mind was "I have to find a way to meet that woman", but then I saw her hulk size boyfriend, he was so huge that even with the help of my buddies we couldn't take on this guy LOL, and then I got this sinking feeling in my stomach   lol.

Now to the guy that gave up looking. My answer is to never give up, just improve your approach, no matter your physical attributes if you're a gentleman you will have a chance and I say this by experience, I'm not a handsome guy by any stretch of the imagination and I'm talking a big imagination lol, I have been turned down so many times in just about every way there's in the book lol, probably more than any guy in the South Florida area LOL, but I play the numbers and whenever I see a lady that I like and see an oportunity to talk to her I take it, actually my friends have defined a new term, "drive by" lol, they know when I see a very buxom lady I'm going to pull a "drive by" meeting lol, and eventually one of the girls you approach will give you a chance, I found three of my former girlfriends like that, but to find those three I had to take a lot of chances. Like I said the key is to be a gentleman and treat them like ladies.

[invisible pervert]

That's providing they'll even TALK to you, and not look at you like they just trod in something.    

I want to talk, they don't. FACT

BTW this "drive by" thingy sounds like curb crawling (big smirk)  

[ December 10, 2001: Message edited by: invisible pervert ]

[Goldeneye]

quote: ...And before anyone says anything about "well if you don't try you don't know", I KNOW, simple as that, and on this score you can think of me as God because where me and women are concerned I'm omnicogiscent enough to know the outcome each time. I don't try because when I have, I've never got ANYWHERE FULL STOP. ....

Funny thing is I always wanted a family, but life will refuse me even the most basic "first step" every time.

Man, I'm really sorry about that.  I know the feeling, word for word.

And for another agreement, with both thought and feeling, and their contradictions, brstfetish hit the nail right on the head.

[brstfetish]

hey invisible,

I've had a few that wouldn't look me in the eye either lol, but it all depends on the approach, that's definitely the key. It's true that some won't give you the time of day no matter what but there's a few that depending on how you approach them, one might have a chance. I usually try approach with this line, and it's not really a line for me b/c that's how I really feel : "Hi there, sorry to bother you but I couldn't help noticing you, you're a very attractive lady" and I complement them on their eyes, or smile or whatever else I might find attractive, of course I won't mention anything about the breasts even though in my mind I'm thinking "what a figure!!", big breasts really give a woman such a sexy look, well then I try to make small talk and then I give them my number and ask for theirs. Like I said before, I'm not an expert, in actuality probably I need a lot of work in my approach, but I play the numbers game and eventually I'm gonna hook up with one. But lately, since I've been working so much and haven't had the chance to go out much I've been trying the net with ads, with mixed succes but that's another story.

[invisible pervert]

I'll tell you a little story, one that's still so close to my heart.

It's that there was a woman, I tried, and hoping that it was my time dared to hope for something to work this time. I'm such a fool for believing that it would.

I failed.

Why I'm still depressed by this is simple, in the instictive way of boobs and beer man's encounter but for much different reasons I noticed her above all others. Something was different and I sensed that "otherness" about her.

For those of you who would like to know, she wasn't that busty (if at all) but it didn't matter because of this other quality like deja vu or something made her stand out a mile off like the whole world was black and white and she was in pure colour.

After this final failure and the fact that against my own insticts (I'm a bit of a Jedi here in that I trust mine implicitly) I was wrong I vowed not to get caught that way EVER again.

This is my sentence, for the crime of being alive. Judge me as you will.

[TheZookie007]

"Fuck the snot out of her"?

I thought this was about her boobs? What does snot have to do with it?    

[Mammeister]

Kiss me twice!