[onion_writer]

She's auctioning of space on her t-shirt for a four days. The idea is that you can put your company logo there. So far there are 37 bids, with the top bid at $810.

A bit too much for me.

Now, if -- instead of a logo -- I could put my mouth, hands or another organ there . . .

[MaxBigfoot]

She's auctioning of space on her t-shirt for a four days. The idea is that you can put your company logo there. So far there are 37 bids, with the top bid at $810.

A bit too much for me.

Now, if -- instead of a logo -- I could put my mouth, hands or another organ there . . .

$810 for 4 days?  I hope that's an honest bid.  If she can keep doing that, she could make a decent living just selling t-shirt space.  I've never heard of that being done before, making a livable wage of one person's t-shirt ads.  Neat indeed.

[bignatslover]

I've never heard of that being done before, making a livable wage of one person's t-shirt ads.

Well, surely you all remember when Pink Lisa first did this.  Although her revenue ended up being far less than a livable wage.
  See attachment!

[Feral]

Still, an extra $800 bucks for walking around the mall a couple of days isn't bad at all. She's obviously got other income, this is just a bonus. I hope its a real bid too and not some jackass.

[AnoreiCollins]

I'm actually praying that someone outbids him =/ the highest bidder right now is a morning show host in NY who wants to put his weight loss product on my chest =/ ./prays I really should have specified that those types of things are off limits. =/

[pneumatisch]

I guess what I'm saying is that modelling is the best part of my job. Making people happy (even if it's merely in a sexual way) makes me feel like I'm doing something amazing with my day.

Dear Anorei, just to assure you: You did something amazing ! Thank you!

[RandomX]

Just curious Anorei, which morning show? I used to be from that area, I'm curious which one of them is a fan.

[MaxBigfoot]

If he wants to put a Weight Loss Ad on Anorei's chest, I don't think he's much of a fan.   

[RandomX]

Hrm. Okay, didn't think of it like that.

[TheZookie007]

If that joker wins the auction, Anorei should just print his ad on a microdot and put that on the front of her shirt.

[Q_BE]

If that joker wins the auction, Anorei should just print his ad on a microdot and put that on the front of her shirt.

I'm lollin' at dis. Try taking THAT to court.

Plaintiff: "Uh, Mr. Judge, this full-figured defendant misrepresented her offer to put my weight-loss advertisement on her tits."

Judge: "The hell you say? Weight-loss? Judgment for the defendant, who should never, EVER, lose those mighty fine jugs."

Q-"At least, that's how it would go in my courtroom"-BE

[bignatslover]

LOL @ Zookie & Q_BE.
Anorei, see attached.

[Feral]

I'm actually praying that someone outbids him =/ the highest bidder right now is a morning show host in NY who wants to put his weight loss product on my chest =/ ./prays I really should have specified that those types of things are off limits. =/

Damn, that sucks. What a jackass.

[AnoreiCollins]

LOL @ Zookie & Q_BE.
Anorei, see attached.

LOL <3 Unfortunately, I specified 72 square inches, but i suppose instead of ACROSS my boobs, it can go on the fold of fabric just under them, lol.

[TheZookie007]

Did you say 72 square inches, or 72 inches square? You could always make a roll of cloth of that size and attach it to the bottom of your shirt, the part that you tuck in on the front. Or you could attach the ad to the inside front of your shirt.

-- TheZookie "proud graduate of the Johnnie Cochran School of Law " 007