There are different kinds of "bad" movie.
There are those that are painfully, offensively bad - like
Battlefield: Earth or anything with Adam Sandler. There are movies that fail tragically at the fundamentals of acting, writing, and storytelling. Most of those are simply boring and fall into deserved obscurity.
Then there are those movies that are entertaining in their badness, that leave you gaping in amazement at what you are watching; for which laughter can be the only response.
To wit:
STARCRASH (1978)Produced in the heady days immediately post-
Star Wars when anyone who had ever even seen an issue of Cinefastique was being hired to kit-bash spaceship models to ride the coattails of the space opera fad,
Starcrash is perhaps a perfect storm of bad choices, the first one being in director Luigi Cozzi (aka "Lewis Coates"). Cozzi’s work best known to American audiences are the two Lou Ferrigno
Hercules movies, and this movie certainly is no departure in terms of competence. The man simply didn’t know how to do these movies right, but to his credit, that didn’t stop him: if he was going to do it wrong, by golly, he’d do it wrong for all he was worth! And thus what resulted here was the funniest, most captivating train wreck of a supposedly non-comedic movie since the golden age of Ed Wood. - Nathan Shumate, Cold Fusion Video
The other inspiration of Starcrash is only slightly less obvious, and that is
Barbarella, what with the weapons that all look like objets d'art and the one-damned-thing-after-another plot; but what made the Jane Fonda vehicle palatable was the sex and a subversive sense of humor, and to say
Starcrash lacks those is to understate the situation; it lacks those so much that the videotape may suck those very qualities out of any movies unfortunate enough to be situated near it, like an entertainment black hole. - "Dr. Freex",
The Bad Movie ReportThis is one of my favorite bad movies. It lacks any sense of reality, is rife with ridiculous dialog, and is filled with special effects that are extraordinary in their cheesiness. I have never grown tired of watching it and recommend it without reservation to anyone who enjoys other than fine films. Heck, even those who usually avoid the type of movies celebrated on this website should give it a try. It is that good at being bad. I love this movie. I wish it was a girl, so I could break her ankles and keep her chained to a bed in a remote cabin. There, with no worry of discovery, I could read her my poetry (about her) and feed her sauteed songbirds caught especially for her consumption. I think I am going to cry. Okay, creepy homages to "Misery" aside, you absolutely must see "Starcrash." - Andrew Borntreger,
Badmovies.orgThe Emperor’s forces shoot golden torpedoes that smash through the Count’s windows — yes, his deep space station, especially the bridge, sports lots of windows—and pop open to disgorge laser-firing Imperial soldiers. I should note that although these things smash through all these windows, there’s not a sign of explosive decompression or escaping atmosphere to be seen. In space. See what I’m getting at here? - Ken Begg,
Jabootu’s Bad Movie Dimension