[onion_writer]

This is a sincere post.

Sex is nice. Breasts are nice. Really, really like breasts.

Last fall, though, as my life was coming entirely apart, a lot of you set the primary interests of these boards aside, and came to my aide with kind words and support.

I got through it, and then lurked, and then had trouble reactivating my account.

And y'know? Forget sex. As superficial as we can all be here, losing it for plastic tits (which, ahem, I adore), when it came right down to it, I felt honest affection and even love from you all for a perfect stranger, who was hurt and who needed help. You all helped -- a lot.

I had medical help, family help, help from friends. And help from you. I am astonished at how you all reached out. Life is looking much, much better.

Thank you.

onion_writer -- previously onionwriter.

[rtpoe]

Happy to hear you came through it OK!

[solvegas]

Good to know we helped out. We truly are not as shallow as we seem. We just go nuts for big tits, that's all.  Oh, I'm honestly NOT making light of your situation. I too have gone through rough patches on the road of life and humor is a coping mechanism. I'm not licensed or trained to help on something as complex as the human psyche. I can only give a helping hand or a simpathetic ear. Vaya con Dios.

[SwitcherX]

The AR Brotherhood got your back G.

[onion_writer]

Thanks. Life is good. Like so many last fall I got hammered -- perhaps a little earlier than most, due to the collapse of newspapers and some magazines. You will note that our favorite humor publication closed two print editions last year, and MAD is really on the ropes. But onward and upward! My life would be perfect now if only I had regular and larger projects. And an F cup girlfriend.

[DruulEmpire]

OW, your contribution to the "35 Truths" thread is already repayment aplenty.

Druul "has a crush on Tamron Hall" Empire

(PS: not to mention the Meredith Salenger appreciation thread.)

[Hiram]

And an F cup girlfriend.

I hoping for JJ myself.