Since this is essentially now an Undead Reboot thread, I will now make my typically pathetic all-text appeal for the inclusion of newsbabes, four of which are featured in this section in my recently re-bumped Newswomen of NBBC thread. In my opinion, ludicrously bodacious women reading news with a deadly serious tone can only add to the zest of the overall parodying.
Some time later, though, I may make some appeal of my own for the genetic splicing together of mass media and erotica stars into newer constellations.