I doubt it, but it makes for a funny story.
So my fiancee has been on birth control for a half year now and I was talking to her on the phone today (we're doing long distance right now). Out of the blue she just tosses out, "did my boobs get bigger?" Now, granted, outside of a grainy skype convo we don't see each other much, and I told her I hadn't noticed anything—which I hadn't. "Have you gained weight overall?" I asked. "Nope. I've actually lost weight, but I could swear my boobs are bigger," she replies. While my jaw is hanging open on the other end of the line, she goes on to drop a few more classic lines seemingly straight out of BEA fiction:
- "Well, I hope they don't get any bigger."
- "They look a little fuller, they definitely got bigger."
- "I guess a little bigger is okay, right?"
Now she's a slight girl—not stacked by any stretch of the imagination—and I got no complaints. I strongly doubt this is going to turn into a real life BE story, but it was awfully funny to have her drop those lines. She knows I'm a slight boob man (she knows more about me being into tall girls, which she also is not), and I'm just thinking
Lord what amazing good have I done to deserve this? and
I have got to get to a computer and share this little gem.Rob "I'll let you know if they suddenly surge forward, her bra bursting off at high velocity, freeing them from their confines and swelling downward until her fleshy mounds, full and ponderous, hung down to her waist—her nipples having expanded to the size of doorknobs" Classact