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And it's not as easy as you'd think to get the right photo ID....

Sure, you could stop in at your nearest DMV office. But in Texas, that can be a trip of several hours - each way. And what about people who don't have a birth certificate? Perhaps the documentation was lost over the years, or they were born at home and not in a hospital. Or what about all the fees you have to pay to get copies of the documentation? Back when poll taxes were declared unconstitutional, the fee that was said to be an unfair burden was the equivalent of $12 today.....

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[TheZookie007]

I miss this show.

Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell: "Sikhs vs. Sheihks"

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[TheZookie007]

While on the topic of the Scottish independence referendum, I have no idea if this is totally on the up-and-up, but it's hella funny!

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Bad guys were killed.

[rtpoe]

Wait, who is fighting who again?

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Heterosex god of love in vaginas Putin here demonstrates manly communication with ambassador of white people.
 

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[TheZookie007]

The Borowitz Report, Oct. 6, 2014: "Man Infected with Ebola Misinformation Through Casual Contact With Cable News"

CANTON, OH — An Ohio man has become infected with misinformation about the Ebola virus through casual contact with cable news, the Centers for Disease Control has confirmed.

Tracy Klugian, thirty-one, briefly came into contact with alarmist Ebola hearsay during a visit to the Akron-Canton airport, where a CNN report about Ebola was showing on one of the televisions in the airport bar. “Mr. Klugian is believed to have been exposed to cable news for no more than ten minutes, but long enough to become infected,” a spokesman for the C.D.C. said. “Within an hour, he was showing signs of believing that an Ebola outbreak in the United States was inevitable and unstoppable.”

Once Klugian’s condition was apparent, the Ohio man was rushed to a public library and given a seventh-grade biology textbook, at which point he “started to stabilize,” the spokesman said.

But others exposed to the widening epidemic of Ebola misinformation may not be so lucky. “A man in Oklahoma was exposed to Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Fox for over three minutes,” the C.D.C. spokesman said gravely. “We hope we’re not too late.”

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Won`t someone save the big breasted Britons?

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[TheZookie007]

Obviously created by a pro-independence Scot

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PYONGYANG, North Korea — North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has been deposed in a violent overthrow led by Dennis Rodman, the former NBA basketball star who had been serving as Mayor of Pyongyang since earlier this year.

According to two high-level sources, Rodman jailed Jong-un and his top lieutenants before naming himself Supreme Worm of the Democratic People’s Republic Of Korea, Duffel Blog has learned. The sources said that Rodman seized power after he won a game of H-O-R-S-E against the former leader he once called his “best friend.”

“Entire glorious revolution unite behind great and dear leader Dennis Rodman,” read a news release from state-run Korean Central News Agency, which did not have any mention of Kim Jong-un. A search of the archives on KCNA’s website showed his name was removed from previous news stories.

In addition to seizing power in the country, Rodman was spotted **94** absinthe at his new mansion, and he had ordered all men in the country to wear wedding gowns. In a rare mea culpa, intelligence officials admitted they were completely blindsided by the new developments, since CIA was unable to tell Kim Jong-un apart from other Koreans.

The U.S. State Department released a statement saying it was “cautiously optimistic” about the reign of Rodman, a man even weirder than current and former North Korean leaders. Since he once declared himself a bisexual and married himself, foreign policy experts believe Rodman may renew bilateral talks between North Korea and the United States, and join NATO.



Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/10/dennis-rodman-north-korea-coup/#ixzz3FmAKsW8e