[TheZookie007]

This actually happened:


Crooks & Liars: "Conservative Group Fires Michelle Malkin For Being Too Racist"

Oh, yeah, I forgot she loves The Proud Boys, too! What a winner.

According to The Daily Beast:

"A conservative group cut ties with right-wing columnist Michelle Malkin on Sunday over her support for an anti-Semitic internet personality, ramping up a growing conservative civil war centered on college campuses.

Malkin’s firing from Young America’s Foundation, whose speakers bureau had booked Malkin for speeches across the country for the past 17 years, marks the latest battle between supporters of Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes and more establishment conservative figures."

Aww. So the racist GOP is fighting with an even racist-er GOP. The alt-right vs. the alt-rightier. They can all eat each other alive and the world would be better off. Until then, Malkin is out of a job, until Trump hires her or appoints her to a judicial position.



This actually did not happen:

[rtpoe]

I could make a reference to Georges Seurat and how many times you don't actually need to connect the dots to see the big picture, but Matt Davies does it better, while pointing out the deliberate blindness of the GOP.

[TheZookie007]

FastCompany: "Donald Trump’s Crazy Handwriting Is Now A Free Font Called Tiny Hand"
Tiny Hand could be the huckster’s Helvetica.

Although he’s known for his incessant tweeting, an interesting fact about Donald Trump is that he doesn’t really use computers outside of his iPhone. Although he aspires to lead the most technologically progressive nation on Earth, the Republican presidential hopeful has admitted he didn’t own a computer until 2007. Heck, the only proof he has ever used a computer is this photo of him sitting in front of a Mac from July [2016]… and even then, Trump looks like he’s going to try to prod the screen with one of his granule-sized fingers.

But that’s not to say that Trump doesn’t read what’s written about him on the internet. He does. His assistants laboriously print out articles on him, like this one from Vanity Fair, which he then covers in crazily scrawled editorial notes, such as “BAD WRITER!”, “BAD PICTURE (NO SURPRISE)” and “OH REALLY!”

For a recent satirical article, which purported itself to be Trump’s own handwritten notes from the second debate, BuzzFeed decided to go the extra yard and task Mark Davis, a graphic designer at BuzzFeed and Font Bureau, to recreate The Donald’s handwriting as a custom font, which it’s calling Tiny Hand. Even better? It’s now available for free download here...

So what does Tiny Hand, and by extension, Donald’s Trump’s handwriting look like? Like everything else about the GOP nominee, who in both head shape and hue closely resemble a citric Gusher’s advertising mascot sprung to life, it defies easy categorization. Imagine a sociopathic, sexually ravenous Walt Disney with hands the size of a GI Joe action figure, frantically etching away with a Sharpie Magnum, and you’ll have something of the feel of the font.

So what’s Tiny Hand good for, as a font? Where to even start.

You could use it as part of an internet meme generator, pairing any one of the candidate’s eccentric tweets with this photograph of Trump over-pronouncing a fricative. Passive-aggressive Post-Its left all around the house, accusing your roommates of not having the stamina to do dishes, or criticizing the way they vacuumed the living room: “Sad!” Heck, if you really wanted to be like The Donald, you could use Tiny Hand to design coupons to distribute to the young girls in your neighborhood, redeemable on the holder’s 18th birthday for an overnight stay at any state route hotel room.

[Shadowmuse Blown]

From Stephen Colbert, a few nights back

https://youtu.be/my-5beVW0v4

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https://babylonbee.com/news/john-bolton-waves-goodbye-returns-to-sea-to-be-walrus-again?fbclid=IwAR2V_GjCvcZpmaLvcvW3G6vnDia3eqMn1vNmtuT4BPCYZo8jZUiax9uF76A

[StrikezOne]

Did 3 Democrats already signal a NO vote on the sham impeachment?

[rtpoe]

So almost immediately after the Articles of Impeachment were announced, El Presidente's campaign team came out with a little video clip of him as Thanos snapping his fingers and turning the House Democrat leaders into dust.

It was very quickly pointed out that:

1. Thanos was a tyrant who wanted to kill half of the people in the universe, and

2. The clip they stole was from the end of Avengers: Endgame, where Thanos had just been defeated.

So in a way, El Presidente really is Thanos..... and we all know who Iron Man is in this scenario....
(not my image)

[Cutter]

^
Sorry but in this case I truly hope that in this situation Iron Man is someone else.

Her fingers may be so arthritic that she can't snap.

[TheZookie007]

I suppose technically she'd be Rescue in this scenario

[rtpoe]

This seems about right.

[TheZookie007]

"Liberal" family: "I just don't understand who on earth could vote for him after this?!”

"Conservative" family: “How could anyone not vote for him after this?!”

Black family: “Who do you think's gonna get voted off The Masked Singer next week?”

-- Saturday Night Live 12/14/19: "American Households Cold Open"

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back to the drawings

[TheZookie007]

Voting against their own best interests, for the most stupid reasons.

[3deroticer]

Voting against their own best interests, for the most stupid reasons.

It was about saving the unborn babies, then that went out the window when they started separating, caging children and leaving them dead with the border patrol.

[TheZookie007]

It's all very, very sad.