One of the two or three cartoons I love the most shows two cannibals cooking a guy in a big kettle. In the distance a missionary is waving a crucifix. One **72** says to the other, "I think he wants us to broil him on a stick!"
Incidentally, as a Greek atheist of my acquaintance let me know, this year, unlike practically any other year, the Eastern and Catholic/Protestant Easters coincide.