He also said: "For those of you too lazy to go look Balloondolls up on DeviantArt, check this out."
Okay, he actually wrote that. Go use your own computer. Isn't that why you got that tablet? Sheesks!

"This is fucking awesome."
Yes, okay... thank-you
so much for selecting that pic while I'm on the tower. I don't know what's so awesome, she looks like she's in pain to me. Go back to your writing....
Fondling my boobs will get you nowhere except an erection.

Oh fuck... I had to play with that.
"Excuse us"....