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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #165 on: September 15, 2014, 01:50:23 AM »
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'I'M THE WHIZ!  AND NNNOOOOOOOOOOOBODY BEATS ME!'

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CarlTL

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #166 on: September 15, 2014, 07:09:01 AM »
32.

Talk Radio has gotten really combative lately...

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #167 on: October 06, 2014, 06:55:41 PM »
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I've removed the descriptive cover text so as not to influence you.
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The snapping of pitch from a burning log,
The faint scent of pine filling the room.
Flames leaping about as if it were a ballet
Performing for its audience.
The soft, comforting glow of candlelight,
Bringing with it serenity and quiet thoughts.

Linda Christensen, Autumn's Beauty

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #168 on: October 07, 2014, 05:29:55 AM »
Christmas is gona be a bit of a bitch this year.
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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #169 on: October 09, 2014, 05:59:12 PM »
Meanwhile, at the Macy's parade...
"All religions seem to dislike breasts, but it's just the opposite with me." - Eric Idle

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #170 on: October 09, 2014, 07:01:35 PM »
You wanted a bat for Christmas...
Someday, chi1dren, this entire fuck-up will be yours.

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #171 on: October 09, 2014, 11:58:53 PM »
Deck the halls WITH DEATH

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #172 on: October 23, 2014, 10:56:36 PM »
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rtpoe

The snapping of pitch from a burning log,
The faint scent of pine filling the room.
Flames leaping about as if it were a ballet
Performing for its audience.
The soft, comforting glow of candlelight,
Bringing with it serenity and quiet thoughts.

Linda Christensen, Autumn's Beauty

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #173 on: October 23, 2014, 11:06:41 PM »
PATENT #37388N: Discreet Insertable Device For Previewing One's Own Farts

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #174 on: October 24, 2014, 08:27:49 AM »
Thanks to Hobart's latest invention, anyone can be an ant-eater!

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #175 on: October 24, 2014, 08:29:32 AM »
PATENT #49092H: Precision **113** Gun

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #176 on: October 24, 2014, 11:44:31 AM »
"Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible. I will be... The Mosquito!"

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #177 on: October 24, 2014, 05:13:02 PM »
"Don't be afraid," Harold shouted at the hummingbirds, "I'm one of you now!"

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #178 on: October 25, 2014, 12:00:02 PM »
Ralph's elephant costume left something to be desired.

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Re: Caption Contest!
« Reply #179 on: October 25, 2014, 03:32:26 PM »
PATENT #90157C: Device For Sucking The Life Out Of This Thread
(sorry; couldn't resist)