[gOOber]

 

[PregNut]

...you can remember when presidents were serious and David Letterman was funny.

[pedonbio]

gOOber, the guy in that picture is the spitting image of Bill Gates, Jr., the father of the famous one. Except Junior is always smiling, 'cuz I think he's getting enough.

[gOOber]

 

[tdotter]

You remember the time when you always had to pay to watch this.

[gOOber]

You remember the time when you always had to pay to watch this.

When I was young, porn seemed as rare as gold nuggets. Today, with the internet, porn is like turning on a faucet in your house. Younguns have it so easy these days.

[gOOber]

.....when you start looking like this.

[gOOber]

 

[DruulEmpire]

gOOb, thank you.

This goes for the eggs too.  Just the other day, Supreme Court Justice Kagan felt obliged to raise the simple point that a 55-year-old woman is not terribly likely to start having children. 

[pedonbio]

gOOb, thank you.

This goes for the eggs too.  Just the other day, Supreme Court Justice Kagan felt obliged to raise the simple point that a 55-year-old woman is not terribly likely to start having children. 

Good point. You know you're getting old when pregnancy isn't on the list of things you worry about.

[Starscream]

When you look around and all your friends are either married or have kids (or both) and you're still single and childless.

(Seriously, both have happened to me over the last week. First was a friends kids 1st birthday and catching up with school friends and they have kids too. Then today another friend got married in Vegas. I felt old real quick)

[gOOber]

.....this looks like your bar.

[luvdemwhoppers]

u have to choose plan "a" or "b"

[gOOber]

.....a 51 year old woman looks this hot.

[luvdemwhoppers]

u realize Fixodent is not for autobody repair