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You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« on: June 12, 2012, 07:04:48 AM »
You impulse-buy a magazine with Janet Jackson's picture on the cover -- and the magazine is Prevention.
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solvegas

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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2012, 07:08:12 AM »
... you talk more about your prescriptions and less about sex.  :'(
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2012, 07:41:45 AM »
... people keep telling you how good you look. ::)
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2012, 09:07:21 AM »
When everyone calls you sir.
When people ask you if your parents are still alive.I have to try hard not to slap someone that asks that considering both my parents are alive.It's bad fucking karma and I don't care where the person is coming from with the question.
If you remember using a rotary phone.
If you still use pay phones because you don't like cellphones.
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2012, 09:18:13 AM »
...you watch a group of beautiful young ladies walk into a bar,order drinks,and begin talking like they're on "the View",and after hearing the subject matter you think of them as immature.
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2012, 02:55:40 PM »
...the wait staff gives you the geezer discount without asking. 
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2012, 04:02:35 PM »
...every health professional you see uses the same phrase, "as we grow older"...
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2012, 04:08:58 PM »
geezer discout - had that happen.

the youngers are calling me sir.

I have a working roatary phone in my house.
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You know Aerosmith members are in thier 60's.
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2012, 06:08:48 PM »
You could have gone to Woodstock, but your father said if you went there you could not come back home. (After he saw the movie he wished he had gone!)

The draft ended during you second week of boot camp.
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2012, 08:12:36 PM »
...you're not as obsessed about big boobs and bellies as you used to be.  :-[
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2012, 10:01:04 PM »
I am still obsessed.

That's why I learned to morph! ;D
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2012, 10:11:15 PM »
...you talk about the differences and specifications between a small block and big block chevy and the k1ds eyes glaze over.  ::) :(
... you remember the Moon landings and the k1d tells you he thinks he remembered reading about it somewhere.  :(
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2012, 10:49:15 PM »
...your brain makes promises your body can`t keep.
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2012, 08:52:29 AM »
...when hangovers last longer than they use to.
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2012, 09:52:09 PM »
You pay attention to commercials from pharmaceutical companies....
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