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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #30 on: June 17, 2012, 07:10:39 PM »
....an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee.
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2012, 03:17:12 AM »
Quote from: gOOber on June 17, 2012, 07:10:39 PM
....an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee.

I think gOOber and I may be the only two guys in this thread who fully appreciate that. And it has been a long time since I had an "all nighter".
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2012, 09:17:25 AM »
Quote from: pedonbio on June 18, 2012, 03:17:12 AM
I think gOOber and I may be the only two guys in this thread who fully appreciate that. And it has been a long time since I had an "all nighter".


I have not had a " all nighter " for years myself. It sucks when you have to pee just when it seems you finally will have a relaxing good night rest. I may not need Depends but I don't look forward to the day I might need them.  :( Hopefully never.
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #33 on: June 20, 2012, 03:58:30 AM »
Quote from: solvegas on June 18, 2012, 09:17:25 AM

I have not had a " all nighter " for years myself. It sucks when you have to pee just when it seems you finally will have a relaxing good night rest. I may not need Depends but I don't look forward to the day I might need them.  :( Hopefully never.

Welcome to the club, sol!  :-\ :-\
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #34 on: June 20, 2012, 07:44:23 AM »
Quote from: pedonbio on June 20, 2012, 03:58:30 AM
Welcome to the club, sol!  :-\ :-\


Yea, whoopy ....  :(
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #35 on: June 20, 2012, 01:06:49 PM »
...you put on your hippest clothes to have a cool evening at the nearest nightclub, and the doorstaff asks you if you came to look for your daughter.

...the language you speak is not being recognized as a living language anymore.

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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #36 on: June 20, 2012, 04:10:25 PM »
masturbate ten times a day....
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #37 on: June 20, 2012, 06:21:05 PM »
Quote from: mcgarp on June 16, 2012, 04:04:06 AM
I haven't quite been there, but at 32 I've seen some cars go by and think they are so old I can't believe they are still on the road, then noticed I used to drive one in high school. Though, in my state collector plates would go on them, just nobody wants to put one on a 1990 Chevy Corsica.

My second car was a '89 Beretta (the two-door version of the Corsica.)
Hard to believe I traded it in on a truck twenty years ago.  :o

Quote from: solvegas on June 18, 2012, 09:17:25 AM

I have not had a " all nighter " for years myself. It sucks when you have to pee just when it seems you finally will have a relaxing good night rest. I may not need Depends but I don't look forward to the day I might need them.  :( Hopefully never.

Could be worse: You could have a relaxing night's **82** only to later realize that you should have woken up to pee.  :-\
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2012, 08:11:35 AM »
...you don't find body-function humor funny anymore.
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2012, 12:29:16 AM »
Quote from: Zealot on June 23, 2012, 08:11:35 AM
...you don't find body-function humor funny anymore.

Guess I've been old my whole life, then.    :P
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2012, 01:05:10 AM »
....kids who were not even ALIVE when you graduated high school are graduating from high school.

been there done that the class of 2012 were born in 93/94 I graduated in 93, you do the math :P.

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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2012, 08:28:48 AM »
Quote from: AgentDee on June 26, 2012, 01:05:10 AM
....kids who were not even ALIVE when you graduated high school are graduating from high school.

been there done that the class of 2012 were born in 93/94 I graduated in 93, you do the math :P.

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You are young one. Class of 74. Compared to Pedonbio I'm a young k1d also.  ;D
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2012, 09:21:45 AM »
Speaking of which, is pedonbio the oldest among the regulars in here?
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #43 on: June 26, 2012, 11:05:30 AM »
you are getting stronger, when you were 18 you couldn't push down an erection with two hands and now you can with only one finger. ;D

Your hair starts migrating.

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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #44 on: June 26, 2012, 02:42:47 PM »
Quote from: sidewalkpsycho on June 26, 2012, 09:21:45 AM
Speaking of which, is pedonbio the oldest among the regulars in here?

I don't think so. I know that gOOber is wiser.
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