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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2012, 09:08:39 PM »
Quote from: ChelseaCharmsFan on July 10, 2012, 12:15:12 PM
When the best Batman movie is 23 years old (Batman (1989)), and the second best is 20 years old (Batman Returns) and third best is 19 years old (Batman - Mask Of The Phantasm).

Or when you remember waiting in line to see Batman on opening day and realize it was 23 years ago.  :o

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Quote from: pedonbio on July 10, 2012, 01:53:24 PM
...or they point and laugh.

...or they don't look at all. Or even if they are, you don't notice.  :-\
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #61 on: July 11, 2012, 11:33:26 AM »
When you can't remember what this thread is titled.
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #62 on: July 11, 2012, 12:48:35 PM »
...your doctor warns you about erections that last too long.
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« Reply #63 on: July 12, 2012, 04:42:45 AM »
 :P
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #64 on: July 12, 2012, 10:46:43 AM »
you face yourself on this issue...
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #65 on: July 12, 2012, 12:23:57 PM »
...you suspect that you probably look ridiculous masturbating.
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« Reply #66 on: July 12, 2012, 12:47:39 PM »
Quote from: gonZo on July 12, 2012, 12:23:57 PM
...you suspect that you probably look ridiculous masturbating.
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww, you didn`t have to bring that up. :P :-X
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #67 on: July 12, 2012, 05:46:32 PM »
You appreciate this song much more now than when it first came out more than a quarter of a century ago:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjoNwa443wo
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #68 on: July 12, 2012, 06:29:47 PM »
Hmmm. Reminds me of the late 1960s...
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #69 on: July 12, 2012, 09:49:45 PM »
Quote from: gOOber on July 12, 2012, 12:47:39 PM
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww, you didn`t have to bring that up. :P :-X


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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #70 on: July 13, 2012, 09:05:52 AM »
Quote from: pedonbio on July 12, 2012, 06:29:47 PM
Hmmm. Reminds me of the late 1960s...

I'll give Bio two kinds of credit.  One: the movie is from its own weird fantasy era merging a mid-Fifties look with mid-Eighties-style music, so the midpoint would indeed be somewhen around 1970.  Also, the lyrics start out so "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds," with "lake" and "jewels" and "fire" and "prince" and a whole refrigerator magnet poetry mish-mash going on, that I have to wonder how high the writer was.  But no, it's the Fifties as reimagined by 1984.  I cited

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjoNwa443wo

as a "You appreciate this song even more now than a quarter century ago" exhibit mainly for the recurring lyrics "It's gonna be over/ Before you know it's begun" and "Before you know it it's gone" -- and a chance to check out a young Diane Lane while knowing how milfy she'll turn out. 8)

V to gOOb below: I might attribute that more to "perpetual youth delusion syndrome."  ;D
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #71 on: July 13, 2012, 09:12:21 AM »
....you think this looks normal. ::)
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #72 on: July 15, 2012, 12:03:30 PM »
....it`s the sunset of The Age of Aquarius.
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #73 on: July 16, 2012, 08:17:12 AM »
...you could make a decent living if you got paid minimum wage for the time it takes you to piss.
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Re: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
« Reply #74 on: July 16, 2012, 03:05:45 PM »
....researchers link anxiety to accelerated aging, so if you fear death, you probably should.
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