[Zealot]

...you talk about today's action movies,and you're the only one who makes a reference to Dirty Harry.

[DruulEmpire]

Myself, I compare thrillers to the original Taking of Pelham One Two Three ...

I have reached the conclusion that if you're fifty years old and you're not fighting evil, you haven't been paying attention.

[pedonbio]

Myself, I compare thrillers to the original Taking of Pelham One Two Three ...

I have reached the conclusion that if you're fifty years old and you're not fighting evil, you haven't been paying attention.

OMG!~ I compare them to "Dr. No".

[DruulEmpire]

Congratulations for not exploding. 

That was never an option.

But now I'm already going through my second long bout.  I am really roaring aggravated.

[gonZo]

But now I'm already going through my second long bout.  I am really roaring aggravated.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietary_fiber
(You know you're getting old when you post this link at BEArchive.)  

[DruulEmpire]

You appreciate the produce aisle more than you ever did before.

V to bio below: not there yet.  My first was kinda weak, my latest, a bit desperate but still fine.

[pedonbio]

...you remember your first fuck better than your most recent one. 

[solvegas]

Prune juice don't taste bad !   

[DruulEmpire]

Thanks to her hanging out with Danny Boyle at the Olympics, you appreciate Rosario Dawson even more now than ever.

V to Zealot below: Hey!  Some are!

[gonZo]

...your boss calls you "sir."

[Zealot]

...you're beginning to think old black-and-white horror movies are scarier than the most recent ones.

[pedonbio]

...you remember when a Brazillian was someone from Brazil.

[PregNut]

This thread dedicates a lot to the ordeal of peeing, but I would also note that I only just this morning got past four solid days of constipation.

I think of Jack Palance in "City Slickers" saying he crapped bigger than Billy Crystal, and I wonder what the hell he was bragging about.

Lightweight. Let me know when you reach 2 weeks.

Preg(Been there, done that, but I'm feeling much better now)Nut

[pedonbio]

...you remember when pegging was a kid's game.

[gonZo]

...the Tooth Fairy re-opens your account.