[gonZo]

...you give up trimming your nose-hairs and try to convince everybody that you're growing a mustache.

[solvegas]

...you give up trimming your nose-hairs and try to convince everybody that you're growing a mustache.

So .... if hair is growing out of your ears does that mean you can tell 'em you are growing sideburns ?   

[gonZo]

Badass mutton-chops, dude!  

[gonZo]

...whennn...
(What the hell was I about to write?)

[solvegas]

...whennn...
(What the hell was I about to write?)

Uhh.......what ? did you say sumthin' ?    ( just a touch of oldtimers  )

[luvdemwhoppers]

when u have no chance, none whatsoever

[DruulEmpire]

Now now now -- an old man can still have a shot at getting rich.

I call this the Anna Nicole Smith rule.

[gOOber]

I believe everything I read on the internet. Now get off my lawn!

[Siliconex]

Wow....

when u have no chance, none whatsoever

[gOOber]

.....you know what those two machines on the desk are.

[Zealot]

when u have no chance, none whatsoever

I guess I've been getting old since high-school!

[pedonbio]

...you know your blood pressure and blood sugar.

[solvegas]

...you know your blood pressure and blood sugar.

and cholesterol and can actually recite the gobledigook names of the drugs. 

[gonZo]

...and every donut is a small defeat.

[solvegas]

...and every donut is a small defeat.

Tell me about it.