[gOOber]

I bet you've kept your confederate money safe in the mattress after all these years. 

You betcha!

[gOOber]

.....you remember playing 45s and you weren`t talking about boobs.

[pedonbio]

...you remember Suze Rotolo.

[pedonbio]

...you watch "Two and a half men" on tv, see the Jon Cryer character get a blowjob from his girlfriend, and reflect on a time when not only were such things not shown on tv, but giving or getting a blowjob was a felony in 49 states and the District of Columbia.

Just a note: I am too old to be a "Baby Boomer"; I suspect a few others of us here are, as well. When names were picked, those of us born during the Great Depression up to the end of World War Two were tentatively called the "Skinny Generation" because there were so few of us. Our parents were the Greatest Generation, and they did a lot. What did we do? Well, among other things, we made oral sex both legal and "normal". Nobody's written a book about THAT, dammit!

[pedonbio]

...you remember waiting for Microsoft to go down after the i.p.o.

[gOOber]

 

[luvdemwhoppers]

when all u see r old farts

[Andrew]

Your landline number is one of the few in an ever thinning phonebook. Or if you can remember there wasn't a landline, it was just THE phone...  Later--->Triumph

[Robin_K2]

I used to think this thread was funny. Then last week the AARP sent me a provisional membership card. Not the best birthday gift.

So I am officially old.

[pedonbio]

I used to think this thread was funny. Then last week the AARP sent me a provisional membership card. Not the best birthday gift.

So I am officially old.

Sneaky bastards, aren't they?

[gonZo]

I used to think this thread was funny. Then last week the AARP sent me a provisional membership card. Not the best birthday gift.

So I am officially old.

They start early because they want your business. Get used to it: they send them every week or two unless/until you join.

[gOOber]

.....old women look hot.

[Zorro]

I agree with Goober.

Sophia Loren is 78.

[gonZo]

Dame Helen Mirren is 67...

[DruulEmpire]

It is my opinion that every young man owes it to himself to designate at least one late-middle-aged (to put this nicely ) woman as a lust object.  That way he can teach himself "If you're lucky, this is what you'll end up with as you're wrapping up the business of life."  Such a woman is, in a sense, the ultimate goal.  Cokie Roberts did it for me for a long time.  For that matter, Raquel Welch goes on doing it for me.

V to Robin below: heck, Janet Lupo reminds me of a certain Germano-Circassian ex-stripper I know.  Every now and again I fantasize about crossing the Atlantic to her welcoming embrace ...