[Robin_K2]

Janet Lupo -- in a heartbeat. Heck I'd marry her!

[pedonbio]

It is my opinion that every young man owes it to himself to designate at least one late-middle-aged (to put this nicely ) woman as a lust object.  That way he can teach himself "If you're lucky, this is what you'll end up with as you're wrapping up the business of life."  Such a woman is, in a sense, the ultimate goal.

And they know what they want. The first time I went to bed with an over-50 woman was great (An aside--It is amazing how firm the breasts of runners are. That is true whether they are 32As or, as in her case, 34Gs), but the best part was the next morning when we had The Talk. She said that if we were to continue this, she had to be confident that I would not fall in love with her, because she loved fucking, but was definitely NOT into serious relationships, and men got all crazy when they were in love. She asked if I was seeing anyone; I, of course, was. And I was happy to oblige her. Tragically, she never wore a seat belt and was killed in an auto accident.

[gOOber]

.....old women look hot and I mean hot!

[Siliconex]

DAMN! Thanks!

.....old women look hot and I mean hot!

[gonZo]

Susan Sarandon is uh...
She's uh...
OK, really, who gives a fuck how old she is?

[colt13]

Janet Lupo -- in a heartbeat. Heck I'd marry her!

June Wilkinson. I mention her  because I met her at Glamourcon about 15 years ago, and she still had it.

I know I am getting old because stuff like ermagerd and gangnam make no sense to me.

[colt13]

Every couple of years my IBM Selectric II Self-Correcting needs a tune-up, and the guy who used to do it died...

That IBM was an old sturdy dinosaur. I had one at my first job. To put that in perspective, it was in the same area as the fax machine, in which you had to put the receiver from the rotary phone into to receive the fax.

[colt13]

...you insist that Polaroid shots are better than camera-phone shots.
...you tell people with camera phones about how old cameras had an auto shutter with a timer with which you could take self portraits from further away than arm's length,and their eyes glaze over.

I wanted to impress the girls back in the day, and thought Polaroid was old because my mom had one, and bought a Kinon camera. Not a Canon.

Since this is an adult forum, I can tell this story too. And yes, you can laugh at my stupidity. At my second job ever, I worked at a video store. One guy got fired for copying tapes from Beta to VHS. Yes, 80 pct of our stuff was Beta. Anyway, I wanted to watch an x-rated tape with my favorite actress. Of course, being a BEA guy, it was Lisa Deleeuw. It was under glass, and I asked the price of the VHS version. The cost? 100 bucks! And I still bought it.

[pedonbio]

...you first saw Jaws in a drive-in, and she missed the first shark attack 'cuz you were getting blown...

[DruulEmpire]

That story brings a new meaning to "Jaws."

Druul "cue John Williams music while she unbuckles you" Empire

[solvegas]

You actually remember the newsreels that they showed before the movie and there were no multiplexes.

[luvdemwhoppers]

 when you remember clearly Jack Bailey asking the audience—mostly women—"Would YOU like to be Queen for a day?"

[gonZo]

Holy shit, that was a depressing show... to win, a woman had to have a sadder life than the other contestants.

[pedonbio]

...there's a picture of an old girlfriend in the newspaper, and you realize the article is about "active seniors". It happened to me today.

[gOOber]

...... the candles cost more than the cake.